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Anime sighed. They'd been flying for almost three days and now they could finally see Megaville. "I bet that Puddle is sitting in a cave right now." Which I was. "I'm very glad of your concern." said Fang. "Thank you." said Anime, and she took out her pencil, and erased the mustache on Fang. "YES!" said Fang jumping into the air. "I'M MUSTACHE-LESS! WHOOPEE!"

I ran from the shop, with the cops right on my tale. From my head to my feet, I was wearing black, with a mask kind of like a ninja's, long sleeves and gloves, and black jeans and black tennis shoes. I jumped on a parked car and ran along the one parked in front of it. I jumped back down to the sidewalk and hit the ground running. Police cars were alongside me, and I came to the edge of the cliff the city came from. Then someone dressed just like me but in white came alongside me, and we both jumped the edge. "Uh-oh." said one cop. I smiled. The news of the black and white demons had spread around the city pretty fast. These spirits (aka me and Puddles) were deadly to the bone. With wings of their color, they pillaged the city from the shops and terrorized the civilians, shooting bolts of energy when threatened. We unfurled our wings and flew of toward the beach. As we landed, we landed, we ran to the cave. "Well," said Puddles, pulling off her mask. "What did you get? Man, these masks get hard to breath in." I grinned. "Stole some food from the seaside Japanese food." "Oh good, I love sushi." said Puddles. "I raided the electronic store." I frowned. "Uh, aren't we trying to get food?" "I got something better." she said, and pulled out a rectangle. I didn't know what it was until she unfolded the screen, and the laptop's screen blazed with light. "No way." I said. "That's the newest model of Microsoft. It cost millions of dollars, and it's a law that two armed guards have to be by it at shops. How did you get past them?" "Lets just say they will get a big headache when they wake up." My watch beeped. "Oh, time for training." I walked into the arena. It was bigger now, and more dummies were set up. I shot a bolt of dark into the nearest one. Puddles, reducing the pile of straw to dust. After training for about an hour, Puddles froze and looked at me. "Stop doing that." she said. I stopped. "Doing what?" "That thing with your shadow." she said, pointing at it. I looked at it, and was shocked to see that it was moving without me. "Go get that dummy," I said, pointing at one. It sped along the wall and, although it existed only on the wall and floor, picked it up. It looked like the dummy was floating in mid-air. It seemed that I got so advanced at shadow magic, my own shadow developed a personality of its own. My watch beeped again. "Oh, dinnertime." I said "How about that sushi then?