Random story go go go NOW NOW NOW!

That seems to be a very long title, but live with it. Story starting 3.... 2.....1.... GO! Puddles ran to the side emergency exit, that was conveniently unlocked. He made a giant black hand scoop them up, and throw them into a boat in the harbor that appeared out of nowhere. He powered the boat somehow, and they all went away. "Wait," said X. "Where's smiley?!?!" "Hm," said Puddles "He seems to have been elsewhere after I found that emergency exit." Just then, Obama came rowing toward them, with some short girl with him. "Okay, just a few orders of business." he said "X. Striker, people are complaining about your name, so I decided to change it to Fang." "Fang? what kind of a cool nickname is that" said so-called Fang "Yours." said Obama simply. "Also, this is E.A. Anime. She will be joining you, because Smiley doesn't seem to be here right now." then Puddles slapped Obama. "sorry, but you said smiley's name with a capital S."