And Josh said 'Let there be Random Story!' and it was so

"Well, where is he? Does anyone have ANY idea?" asked Dexter, who now working on bankrupting Crackers.
Everyone looked at Puddles.
"Why are you looking at me?" asked Puddles, looking annoyed.
"Well," said Anime, choosing her words carefully. "He's your brother. Maybe you share, um..., telepathy or something?" She doubted it, but thought it would be pretty convenient. Puddles shook her head.
"No, not that I know of."
"Yeah, that makes sense." said Puddle, flopping down on a couch. He got out a cell phone and looked at it's screen for a minute. "Yeah, he hasn't taken any buses, gone on any public airplane flights, gone on any trains, or taken any cabs between here and Ultracity."

Ultracity is one of the biggest city in the US, and only about 300 miles from Megaville.
"Have we searched UC yet?" asked Fang, pausing in his glaring at Anime.
"No," sighed Puddle. "It's too big. We'd hardly have a chance.
"We'd have a chance, though." said Dexter, standing up.

"Well, if we're going to Ulrtacity, we need to okay it with the 'rents." said Fang.

Anime snickered. "'Rents?"

Fang glared at her. Puddle, sensing danger, cut in quickly said "Well, we'd better 'okay it with the 'rents', eh?"

"What about transport?" asked Puddles. Puddle raised his eyebrows at her and extended his wings slightly. "Oh. Right." she blushed, and said again. "What about the others?"

"Anyone here have a car?" asked Fang.

"Why would we have a car, we can't even drive." said Anime, sneering at him.

"I can drive, and I have a car." said Dexter.

"Great!" said Puddle. "Ultracity, here we come!"

Not too shabby, eh?

One Little Random Story

This one's for you, Caleb. *Rolls up sleeves, cracks knuckles*

"Quick." said Fang, starting to walk upstairs. "We can warn ourselves so that we can help us get that gun.... Wow, I don't say that sentance every day."
"No!" said Creeper sharply, grabbing Fang's arm. "We can't be seen, we might think we are imposters, and hurt ourselves."
They walked to the front door, disarmed the security devices, and re-activated them once outside. They ran to the store, not talking much along the way. When they got there, Fang checked his watch. It was 6:30. Cornface might already be there.
"Excuse me," he said to a passing clerk. "But where would one find a Mega-Doom 3000?"
"Down aisle 17, right side." She said with a confused look over her shoulder as she walked to her station.
They ran down the store, stopping at aisle 17. They jogged down it, and looked at the shelves. A small price tag taped to a shelf said:

MEGA DOOM 3000

$100,000,000,000

"No wonder he had to steal it." Creeper whispered. "It's worth a fortune."

"Or ten fortunes." said Fang, looking longingly at the price tag.

Above the price tag was

"That's the same gun Cornface used to kill them in the furutre." said Creeper, looking at the gun with loathing.

"......... What? You just used a past tense to talk about the fututre that already happened.... Wow, this is weird." said Fang.

"That's it!" Creeper exclaimed, and he walked a few feet to the right and carefully peeled off the label of the

Stun-Gun 200

$500

He took the label off the Mega Doom 300 and put it on the Stun Gun 200, and vis versa. He then switched the guns places.

Fang looked down the store, then tackled Creeper into the next aisle.

"Look" he whispered, pointing down to Cornface walking down the second aisle. With a little climbing, they took a postition where they could look over the aisle wall without being seen. Cornface walked down the aisle, observed the guns,and raighdown the Stun Gun, now looking like the Mega Doom, and walked out of the store. Creeper and Fang tailed him and saw him walk straight passed the check-out. When the clerk they themselves had asked called out to him and started running, he pointed the Stun Gun at her and shot. She fell down to the ground, twitching.

"See?" Creeper whispered to Fang from their point behind the crane game. "It has the same effect as the Mega Doom, just not fatal."

They waited for about an hour as the store bustled with activity. They were in the aisle next to the dairy aisle when they heared voices.

"You do realize that it was probably the bad guys." Said Fang's voice.

"The bad guys." said Puddle's voice.

"We'd better get to HQ and tell the other guys about this. You know, see what they think." said Anime.

The voices started to fade, and Fang and Creeper followed them in the next aisle.

"Yes!" said Past Fang.

"You agree with me?" Asked past Anime.

"No, crane game!"

They watched as Past Fang inserted the dollar and won the haunted house, and gave it to Puddle. After a moment, they left the shop.

"That was strange," said Fang.

"Come on, we have to catch up to them." said Creeper.

They followed them out of the shop and to the road the HQ was on. They hid behind a bush as PAst Creeper ran into Anime and Cornface blasted Puddle and Anime with the Stun Gun. Past Fang and Creeper felt for a pulse in their necks, but obviously felt nothing, and Present Fang and Creeper followed them to the HQ and saw them travel back through time.

"Quick!" said Creeper, running to Sora's body. "The stun gun 200 stopps pulses, but it doesn't kill if they get immediate attention. He ran to the closet and got the emergency heart dilibra-thingys and charged them up. he pressed them against Sora's chest and, after a tense wait of about 5 seconds, his heart started beating again. The same process happened to the rest of the team.

"So." said Puddle a few hours later, sitting in one of the comfy chairs in the rec room. "Now all we have to do is find out why Cornface wanted that weapon in the first place."

"To try and kill us?" said Anime in mock hesitancy.

"No.." said Puddles, frowning a little. "I think that was his own idea, not his master's."

"By 'his master's.'" said Crackers. "Do you mean Smiley, or Barney?"

"Well," said Creeper. "Barney kind of retired a few months ago, right after the time in Galactic's lab, so I'd say he works for Smiley."

Well! That was fun! Next comment will bring another post.

I'm out of Random Story title puns for now.

Puddles woke with a yawn. She tried to go back to sleep, but it didn't work. She groaned and got up. As she walked downstairs, she saw a note on the counter, in the middle of a complete mess.

Went with Anime and Fang to go buy eggs. Be back in a few minutes.

-Puddle

We were out of eggs again? She mourned the loss of Anime's cooking for the morning and walked over to the TV. She flipped it on and started flipping through channels.
"Hey, why did you-"
"I like-"
"Gir, RIDE THE PI-"
"Unknown what was stolen, the owner-"
"I think that jawbreakers are good-"
She flipped back to the news. She saw a reporter at the front.
"Many items were stolen, but the only thing that they have found is gone is their mega-doom 3000, a big gun capable of massive destruction."
She heared a knock on the door, as Creeper and the others that were still here came down the stairs. she walked to the door and looked though the peephole. she gasped.
"Guys, get ready for combat. It's Cornface!"
they immediately sprang into action. Creeper got his sword, Sparks flew from Sora's hand, and Tomato looked like he was ready to burn something.
"Should I open it?" she asked.
"No!" said Tomato
"Actually," said Sora thoughtfully. "If we don't, he'll probably break down the door."
She walked up to it, grasped the knob, opened the door and dived out of the way. Cornface was holding a huge gun the had Mega Doom 3000 on the side. He shot a ray at Creeper, who rolled and shot thorns at him, as Sora ran up with a sword. Cornface shot him, and he fell to the floor, twitching madly. Puddles shot a blinding light at him, and he retaliated with a huge blast. It hit her full in the face, and she fell. Tomato met the same fate. Creeper pushed him out of the way and ran out the door, running towards the store as fast as he could. Cornface pursued, and Creeper dodged blast after blast of that horrible weapon. He turned the corner, and ran straight into Anime, Puddle, and Fang, holding a bag full of eggs.
"Why did you run into us?" Anime said with a frown, as if she disapproved of running into people.
she was answered with a blast to her chest, and she went down, twitching. Puddle flew up, and tried to shoot a bolt of dark fire at him, but he was shot down with another blast. Cornface looked around, but couldn't find Creeper or Fang anywhere. He shrugged, and turned away, and with a swish of his clothes, was gone.

Fang and Creeper ran up to Anime and Puddle, and felt for a pulse. Fang looked as if he was about to cry.
"Gone," he choked.
They ran to HQ, and did the same for the rest. there was no beat of life against their ribs. As they sat in silence, Creeper had an idea.
"Fang.." he said slowly.
"Y-yeah?" he asked.
"Can you- go back in time, as well as freezing it?"
Fang stood up. "Of course!" he yelled. He grabbed Creeper's arm, and the world around them became a blur, as people walked backwards and they saw themselves running in, then Puddles and Sora and tomato being shot, until finally they landed behind a closet door. Fang looked at the clock. It was 6 PM, an hour before the store was robbed of that gun. He stood up.
"Come on," he said to Creeper. "It's time to change the future ."

You have won: OnE rAnDoM sToRy!

the next morning, Puddle woke with a yawn. He wanted to look for Cornface today, but for now, breakfast was more important. He walked downstairs to chaos.
"Puddle!" said Anime, running up to him. "We're out of eggs!"
"..... So?"
Anime gaped at him. After looking around, Puddle realized that 'chaos' was just Anime making a huge mess from looking for the eggs.
"Oh. My. Gosh." said Fang, who had just woken up with serious bedhead. He looked at Anime.
"We're out of eggs, aren't we? "
Puddle sighed. "Okay, if it is SO important to you, we can go to the store to buy eggs."
He wrote a short note to the rest of the gang at HQ, and went to get eggs.
If you are wondering about HQ, here is an explanation: After returning from the near-death experience of MG's lab, they wanted to live close to each-other to prevent kidnappings and splitting up. So, after MUCH convincing of parents and the government, they were allowed a relatively large 'home' (If you could call it that, i.e., the secret lab, large rec room, etc.) on top of a hill. Down the hill was a small house with a sign that said 'Forest Glen', which was said to be haunted.

As they walked, or flew, in Puddle's case, they saw a commotion at the front doors.
"What happened?" Anime asked to a fevered Store Manager.
"We were robbed!" he exclaimed.
"What did they take?" Fang asked, picking up a few display apples.
"Our Mega-Doom 3000." he answered miserably.
"Why do you sell that?" Anime said, walking in and throwing up her hands.
"You do realize that it was probably the Bad Guys?" said Fang as they walked to the eggs.
Puddle raised an eyebrow. " 'The Bad Guys.' "
Anime picked up the eggs. "We'd better get back to HQ and tell the other guys about this. You know, see what they think."
"Yes!" said Fang.
"You agree with me?" asked Anime, pleased.
"No, crane game!" he said, running up to it and taking a dollar out of his pocket. Music played, and he maneuvered the the claw above a plush haunted house. he pressed a button and it fell down and linked it.
"For you." said Fang, handing it to Puddle.
"Yay!"

Short post, but it will suffice, for now.

And Now.. Rndmstory.

Part Two

The 1st in command ran into the room, footsteps echoing in the darkness.
"My lord," He panted.
"You dare come into this room uninvited?" A quiet voice addressed him. "You know you need an appointment."
He rocked back and forth on the balls of his feet. Bringing bad news never led to a promotion. "My lord, it's urgent."
"Urgent is it?" He hesitated. "Um, the boy..."
"Sora? Yes, he's dead."
"Um, yes, about that,"
"Yes?" The voice was not as quiet now.
"Well, he's alive. He survived and saved the girl."
"What?!"The scream of fury reverberated around the room. There was a flash of fire, and the 1st in command fell to the floor. Of course, the only person to blame was himself. He had trained the 1st in command, and he taught the 2nd in command, and he had trained the army.
But, the time was coming. Soon....

Puddle flipped the coin again.
"Heads!" yelled Fang, slapping Puddle's outstretched hand.
Anime rolled her eyes. "Boys," she muttered under her breath. "Completely insane."
"Hey!" Protested Sora in the corner.
The door of HQ opened, and Creeper, Crackers, and Puddles walked in.
"Any luck?" asked Puddle, sitting up.
Puddles shook her head. "It doesn't make sense. We've Googled, we've looked everywhere but he just.... disappeared."
He sighed. Ever since Cornface left the school, it was obvious he was up to no good. But who leaves town without driving or taking a train, bus or plane? After searching the transportation records at City Hall, they had to conclude that he just, well, vanished.
Fang stood up, and walked out the door.
"Where are you going?" Puddle yelled out.
"Hunting." he said shortly.
"M'kay. Just try to get some hippies or something, not anyone we know."
Fang snorted.
"Hippies. Yeah, right."
He shut the door behind him.

M'kay, short post, but I'm short on time. I'll post tomorrow.

Randomness!

Now, with the big sad threat of school hanging over us, I think it's time to cheer up with some Random Story!

We got to Anime's house around nightfall.
"Ding dong!" said the doorbell as Fang pushed it over and over.
The door swung open, and there stood Anime's sister, M, sucking on a lollipop.
"Hi!" I said. "What's your name?"
"M." She said around her lollipop.
"Em? Like, short for Emily?"
"Nope. Just M."
"Oh." I said.
"Well, M, can we come look at Anime's room?"
"Sure."
She moved aside for us to get through. We went up the stairs and into Anime's room.
"Wow." Said Fang as he looked at a was labeled "art wall" "She sure has a lot of time on her hands."
It was covered in drawing of all sizes and designs, most of them manga. I noticed that a few where blank.
My un-spoken question was answered as I looked around at the room. Drawings where walking around and talking with each other. I saw me, Dexter, Fang, and a whole bunch of other people. I walked up to one of a boy.
"Is there anything suspicious in this room?" I asked.
"YESBUTIWON'TTELLYOUUNTILIGETCHOCOLATECHOCOLATEISSOGOODANDI'MHYPERSOVERYHYPERAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Oh." I said.
Dexter handed him a piece of Hershey's 100% milk chocolate.
"Well,there'salittlecuboardinherclosetthathasaBIGtunnelthatshehasnevergottenthrougheventhoughshe'sgoneforlike4HOURS!"
I got up and looked into the closet. At first I didn't see anything, but then in a corner there was a little 14x14 cupboard. I looked inside and saw a dark tunnel.
"Let's go!" said Fang without hesitation.

OH NOES!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been over a month since I've posted! WAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well, that stinks in 7 different languages. But here I am! Now what should this post be about? I do not know. PIE! I'LL POST ABOUT PIE! Pie is awesome. And delicious. I love pie. Very much. Well, what about now? How about some RANDOMNESS!

Another Very Short Random Story Post

"Any luck?" I asked Puddles in the assembled group. "Nope. Can't find her anywhere." She said. "How about," said Crackers. "We go straight to the source. Anime's house!" "Hey!" shouted Fang. "I got it! Let's go straight to the source. Anime's house!" "Wow." said Creeper. "What a great idea Fang." "But-" said Crackers. "I like it. Let's take Fang's idea and go to her house." "But I-" said Crackers. "What?!" Said Tomato. "Nothing." he mumbled.

Random Story post. First one in a while.

Sorry. Well, at least that cliff hanger ending sunk in, right?

"Maybe we will be able to see stuff using our powers. Okay, you use super duper awesome vampire speed to check the piles of junk for secret passages, I I'll check from the air. As Fang ran around, I flew up and circled the dump a few times, checking for some kind of secret passage. After ten minutes, I flew down. "Nothing?" I asked the assembled group. "Nope." said Crackers. "Well who asked you?" said Fang. "Um, Puddle did?" said Crackers angrily. "So?" said Fang. "Break it up, people." I said.

Now, Px!

Chapter one (continued.) (Sorry for taking the continued idea Ben. Just seems right that I shouldn't start a new chapter every post.)
We sat in the classroom unwillingly. "Have I mentioned I hate how we save the earth one day, and are sitting in a classroom the next. I mean, super people with super powers in a school? Give me a break."
"I know, right?" said Fang from next to me.
So, instead of beating up bad guys, I sat and impatiently waited for the last bell to ring. As it did, the teacher (whose name I didn't take the trouble of learning) Assigned a HUGE homework assignment.
"I want a 1,000 work essay on the history of Fantasia. Due tomorrow. Yes, Lotus, tommorow." He said as Lotus glared at him.
"Yay! No school desu!" said Lotus.
"Hey, Creeper, want to explore Forest Glen again today?" Fang asked him.
Creeper, as always, was silent and just nodded, not looking up from his book.
"Okay," said Fang happily.
The HQ came into sight, looking as ever oh-so-cool. We walked in and dropped our books on the kitchen table.
"Hey, Lotus, how 'bout a snack?
"Yes desu! Lotus-chani-wan make mac-n-cheese for P-exiwex!"
"Ah..." Said Fang, thinking of Lotus' cooking.

S'm Storys

Hi! Sorry I haven't been posting for a while. I'll try to post daily or every other day now. Anyway, back to the subject of Stories. I've gotten a few suggestions of title's for the new Story from my friends. 1. Life of a tween hybird.(Laaaaaame) suggestion from Jeremy. 2. IIVU thought of pX! as the title. I thought it was pretty good. 3. Ben says I should decide a name later, after most of the story is finished. Anyway, I'm gonna use IIVU's title and use Ben's advice. I'll use IIVU's title for now, and might think of a better one later on. Anyway, I present to you a bit more of the original Random Story, and the beginning of the new story. (Note: In the new story, Lotus is Anime. This will make much more sense later in the story.)

Random Story of doom and despair

"Wow." said Fang, looking around at Megaville dump. "What a dump. If anything lived here, they would have to be able to cope with junk and trash. Hey, Crackers, you should move here." Crackers scowled at the grinning vampire. "Enough talking." said Dexter. "Let's split up so we can search faster." "But we already split up." I pointed out. Me, Fang, Dexter, and Crackers went to the dump, while Puddles, Creeper, and Tomato looked around the rest of the city. "Me and Crackers will go this way, and You and Fang go this way." Dexter said all leader-like. Fang and I walked over to the piles of junk and looked for a secret entrance. "Man," said Fang, sighing. "Anime would be being so sarcastic right now." "Yeah," I agreed. "Where do you think she is anyway?"

Anime here. I'll be narratin' what happens at where I am. I jerked awake, and looked around. I was in a cage in what looked like Mandark's Lab. I spotted a cage next to mine. Inside sat Blossom. "Hi." She said, looking at me. "Good to see you're awake." "Yeah." I said. "Me too. I had the strangest dream. There was this strange boy......"

pX!
Chapter one: First day in Sixth

I shut my locker. Even five years at Megaville Elementary couldn't prepare for sixth grade.
"Hi!" said a cheerfull voice to my right. I sighed.
"Hi Fang." I said. "Some first day, huh?" Before he could reply, I heard another cheerful voice. This one was even more cheerful.
"He-ay!" Said Lotus. Lotus was my other friend. She seemed to always be happy. All the time. And when by some way she isn't happy, she makes sarcastic comments and slaps whoever annoys here. All in all, a good friend. "How ya doing? Doin' good? Really good? I hope so. I like it when your good. It makes me happy." She opened her locker and took out some books. "Can you guys hang out today? Step-mom says that I'll be able to right after I do my piano."
"Um.. Yeah, I think I can." I said, thinking over my schedule.
"Well, little engine that could, we'd better get to class. The bell just rung, and soon detention slips will be flying out like rockets." We hurried off to class.

So, tell meh what ya think of pX!, and of that Random Story Post. Well, it's past 10:00, so I think I'll work on the Pickle a bit more then go to bed. Goodbye!

Random Story number 51!

The only regret is that this isn't the 50th story post :(.

Once back in Megaville, I went back to my apartment. My family had moved here a few months ago. I opened the door and was almost killed. I was hit by a body, and my mom started hugging me so tight I could've sworn I broke a few ribs. After the hugging, she let go. "Where have you been?" "Well... kinda... was .. protecting the earth from bunnies of doom." "Again? You've been gone for months! Think about your grades! This will depend on getting you a good high school! I mean, you could've..." And she's off again. I thought. Oh, looks like she's almost done. Better start nodding. "Okay, I get it." I said, nodding. "Good. I'm glad we had this talk." I walked up the stairs and fell into bed, and sleep came instantly.

The next morning, I woke up to the sound of: "Get up! Let's go! You'll miss the bus!" I stumbled out of bed and put on fresh clothes. The, I walked out into the cold November air. (It is November at the moment. In the story.) I saw the bus pulling away from the curb. "No! Wait! Bus! Stop!" I started to chase the bus. I managed to get to the next stop before it left. I climbed on and found a seat next to Fang. "Hi!" he said cheerfully. I grumbled. "Oh... grumbling." "Yep." I said. "I don't like grumbling. It does not fit my life!" I sighed. This was going to be a long bus ride.

Once at school, I went to my locker and got my books. "So... what do you have for first period?" I asked him. "Um.. math." He sighed. "Well, at least we have it together." he said. "You'd think a group of heros who save the world every other day would get a few days off of school." I said. "I know man." said Fang. We walked off to math. "So if you subtract that sum to that product.." the teacher was saying. "You will be sure to figure out question 13. on the test tomorrow." "Hey, Fang." I whispered. "We already read this chapter. Think you could, speed things up?" He smiled. "Let's go." he said. He closed his eyes and concentrated. Everything around us was a blur. I looked at the clock, which was going really fast. Fang opened his eyes and looked around. "Did it work?" he asked. Then the bell rang. "Be sure to do your homework assessment." said the teacher. We left.

After history, it was time for lunch. "Mmmm..... food." I said. "So," said Dexter. "Let's get down to buisness. Anime and Blossom were kidnapped by Mandark. I placed a tracking device on him before his lab blew up, and I have found out that the entrance to his lair is here in Megaville." "Just him?
This won't be a big challenge." said Fang, taking a bite of his sandwich, which had blood hidden inside it. "Actaully. it isn't just his lair. An entire socity is hidden there." "So we just have to figure out how to get there." i said. "Yep." said Dexter. "How about we start at the dump? I'll meet you there after school." "Sounds good." said Fang.

50th Random Story Post!

The title says it all. This is my 50th Random Story post. I'm so happy! This is also my ifrst post in a week, so it better be good. *Cracks knuckles* Okay, let's type!

I landed on the rug. "Wassup?" I said. "Wait.." said Crackers. "We were supposed to save you in some cool, dramatic way. It's one of those ideas that never really worked out. I bet we just came here so that there could be a kidnapping." "Who was kidnapped?" I asked. "Anime and Blossom." said Dexter. "Blossom...." "you know, we never call Anime by her full name either. Her full name is EA Anime. It's kinda one of those ideas that never really-" Yes, yes, we get it." I said. "Humans." I muttered to Fang. "Tell me about it." he said. "Anyway, we should go and save Anime and Blossom, right?" said Dexter. "Yep." said Puddles. "And we have absolutely no idea where he took 'em, no idea where the entrance is, no idea where to start." "That about sums it up." I said. "You guys suck." said Dexter. "Nope." said Fang. "Just Crackers." (Jeremy,don't take this seriously. We all just kinda don't like you in the story) "Well, until farther notice, back to Megaville!" Puddles said dramatically. We flew away.

"Meh." I said. "This is taking for eva." "I'm flying as fast as I can!" said Dexter. "I need to stretch. I'll just fly along side you, kay?" I jumped off the edge of the rug. "Weeee! Gravity!" I yelled as I fell. I whipped out my wings and flew up again. For those who don't know, me and Puddles can fly pretty dang fast. I think the fastest I've gotten so far is about 80 mph? Maybe 75? Dexter once told be that previous life-forms were human/avian. But he said that there were not that much. They're all gone now, probably. Anyway, I've been yapping about how great I am for a while, yes? Let's just get back to the story. Puddles appeared beside me. "Hi." she said. "Don't look at me like that! Readers might think this is a romance story! The only romance here is Dexter and Blossom. And maybe Crackers and a mongoose. But we are just friends, right?" "Yeah. but you and Anime.." Then I slapped her. "okay, I'm kinda getting annoyed about how you are always saying things like that. I'm going back to the rug." Girls. All looks." I muttered. Just as I said, this is NOT a romance-y story. So everyone reading this for the romance and saying somethings going on here? Drop it. But IIVU, don't get too disappointed. Dexter and Blossom. "Ohh...." said Fang, looking ahead. "Mexican food buffet. Do you think we could-" "NO!" everyone yelled at the same time. "Ah, shucks." he said, getting out a soda can labeled red cream soda. "Blood?" I asked him? "Nah. I'm trying to loose a few pounds. I'm drinking diet blood." "I see." I said, not seeing at all. Well, I'm gonna do somthin' else now. Maybe post on my other blogs. Anyway, I'll try to do a post tomorrow.

The second Random Story, to Rule Them All!

Lame title. Live with it.

A few minute before....
"Um.. black dots are bad, right?" I said. "With our luck, yes, they are bad." said Dexter. "I hate our luck." said Fang. "I wonder what those dots are, anyway?" said Dexter, taking out binoculars. "They seem to be..." said Dexter, looking through the binoculars. "Robots. Almost as good as mine. Wait.. there is only one person who could build robots anywhere near mine, and that person is-" "NO! It can't be!" said Blossom. "Get ready to battle!" yelled Fang back. "Why do we always battle?" asked Crackers as they got ready. "And why do we never go to school for long periods of time, and why are we always getting captured in real cheesy ways? It seems as though we are in a random book that makes no sens-" "You really are crazy." I said. "And who is this person?" "Don't you know? His name is M-" There was an explosion, thus, he didn't finish his sentence. The next few minutes where a blur to me. I just know that I was drawing like the wind. If the wind had powers and could hold a pencil. I was generally drawing cherry bombs, and just slashin'. After about two minutes, I got a call on my radio. "Where the heck are you?" can Puddle's voice from the other end. "We're having some difficulties." I replied, punching a robot. Punching metal isn't a good idea. Just a tip. My hand hurting, I saw the silhouette of a teenager. "AH! HEY! YOU CREEP! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! I THOUGHT YOU WENT KA-" at that moment, he knocked the radio out of my hand. "-BOOMIE" Why did I think he went kaboomie? Because the person now binding me and throwing my into a body sack, was Mandark. For those who don't know, Mandark is the main bad guy from PPGD. "Well," he said, closing the bag. "I didn't go kaboomie. So there." and he carried me off.

Hey. Puddle here again. Did you like Anime narrating? Good, cause she is going to narrate a bit more later on. Anyway, more of the story. Guards where still running at me when Anime's connection failed. I dropped to the ground and did something similar to the coffee-grinder, knocking everyone around me to the ground. "Halt!" said a voice to my right. Ah yes, the warden.)For those who don't know, the warden is the big boss at prisons.) And he was pointing a gun at me. I did not halt. Those who think I would stick around are idiots. I ran to a random stairway and started climbing. If I tried to fly, I would scrap them on the walls, thus creating extreme pain. Anyway, I ran up those stairs. Past the second floor, past the third floor, up to the tenth floor. "Big prison for a small town." I muttered under my breath. The tenth floor, was the roof. Why call it a floor anyway? "Again, HALT!" said the warden. I looked up and saw a flying rug a few miles away. Those creepy people who put avian DNA into me gave me raptor vision. So, I could see pretty dang far. "Sorry," I said apologetically, walking to the edge of the roof and looking at him."But I need to get out of here." And I fell backwards, and after losing altitude, whipped out my wings and flew up. Man, seeing the look on the warden's face almost made up for staying at this prison.

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"Well," said Creeper, looking down at the town. "We're here." "Well that was dramatic." said Puddles, whom they had picked up earlier. "Ummmmm guys?" said Fang. "Yes?" asked Dexter. "Ya know how nothing Random has happened to us for a while?" "Yeah." "Well," said Fang, pointing into the distance. "I think that streak is over." A couple hundred black dots were coming toward them on the horizon. "Ya know what I don't get?" asked Crackers as they pulled out their weapons. "This magic rug is big enough to hold all of us, but is not that big." "And do you know what I don't get?" said Anime. "How annoying you are."

What was taking them so long? I kicked a pebble on the cell floor, and looked at my watch. It was past midnight, so where were they? A guard walked into the cell. "You," he said, pointing at me, "You," he said, pointing at the teenager, "Get to the rooms." We knew what that meant. We stepped out of the cell and headed to the interrogation rooms. On the way to the rooms, I realized that this guard was smaller and less muscled than the us al one. Thinkning fast, I jumped and did a roundhouse kick right in his stomach. Ouch. He doubled over to try and get back his breath, but I brought both hands down on his head, and gravity got the better of him. More guards were running toward me, and I ran down a random hall. I got out the radio that they had secretly sent me, hidden in a gift. (The gift was a puzzle.) "Where the heck are you guys?!" I said. "We're having a few difficulties." Came Anime's vioce from the other end. "And that is?" I said. Dexter was leading the mission, so I didn't expect them to be late. "AH! HEY! YOU CREEP! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! I THOUGHT YOU WENT KA-" The line went dead.

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Anime is here again! Did I mention I'm narrator number one? Well I am. Not. AH! Fang! Stop typing, I'm trying to narrate. Hi I'm Anime and I am dumb. FANG! Yes? *SLAP* Okay, I'll narrate now. "Well," said Crackers. "How will we get there?" Then a magic carpet fell from the sky. "Wait," I said "I thought Obama owns all the magic carpets." "Besides," said Fang, picking it up. "This is a rug." "Ah who cares." said Puddle "It'll work." So, when Puddles and Puddle were gone, we split and agreed to meet back here in an hour with all our stuff. I ran home to the apartment my family bought in Megaville. "HimomIneedtopackupsomestuffwheredowekeepthesparebackepackswellthanksmombye!" I ran up to my room. Well, it's more of a studio. With my bed in one corner, a drawing board on the wall to the right of it, with an easel in another corner. I ran to my closet and went to the corner of it. I opened the secret door and went into a passageway. It led into darkness. The passage was long. I've never gotten to the end. But in this passage I can prepare in peace. The only other soul who new about it was Gir. Who followed me into it. "Wait," said Gir. "How can you pack if you don't have packing things to pack with?" I raised my pencil that I kept on my ear. "Oh.." said Gir in a mattalic robot-y voice. "I understand...."

One hour later we met in the alleyway. "We ready to go?" asked Dexter. I didn't see a backpack on him. We all loaded up on the magic rug. Soon we were in the air. It was a very big magic rug. It could seat all of us no problem. "So... " said Fang after a few hours. "Can we stop for Mexican food?" "NO!" yelled everyone else at the exact same time.

Random Story that takes place in Megaville.

Anime again. Narrator #1! We're number one! We're number 1! Sorry, I couldn't help myself. At five, me and the team rushed to the ally behind the bakery. "Well," said Fang. "Where is Puddles?" "Here you moron." Puddles in her bubble stood before them. But she was not alone. Next to her was a black bubble, Puddle inside it. "Sorry I'm late." he said, grinning. "The guard was hard to fool. I managed by telling him about the Mexican food store across the street. He loves burritos. You can still smell it." "Wait, what?" I said, confused. "I'm kinda in jail." said Puddle. "Awaiting the choice whether I get handed over to the bunnies for $1,oo0 bucks, get killed, or in prison until death. It stinks." "Okay, business," said Puddles. "We need to go rescue Puddle from jail." "Hang on," said Puddle frowning. His bubble disappeared. "Where did he go?" I wondered. "I dunno." said Puddles. "A guard probably came to check on him." Sure enough, He came back a few minutes later. "Well," he said, grinning. "They've decided I'm to be handed to Barney in three days." "Well," I said, looking at him. "You seem not to be down about it." "Well, we are planning a freakin' prison break right now, aren't we?" "Uh.. I guess." I said. "So, lets get down to business, again." They both focused and a dark on one side light on the other map came into view between them. "Okay," said Puddles. "The entrances to the jail are here," An entrance to the south highlighted. "Here," one to the east. "And here." another entrance. Okay, I'm not telling you the full plan, because what if some evil guy got on this blog? That would be bad. "So, that's the plan?" Said Crackers. "Yup." said Puddle. "But, we don't have any weapons. " said Tomato. They both focused again. "There ya go." said Puddle as a pile of weapons clattered to the ground. Tomato picked one up. "But this is a hilt with no blade." he said "Shoot fire into it." said Puddle "Wow!" said Tomato as fir channeled through the hidden passage inside the hilt and shot out, making a blade made out of fire. "Okay, everyone clear on the plan? Let's go!" said Puddles.

Random Story Type Thing

Hello peoples who is reading this! This is Anime! Do you get the joke on the title I made up? get it? Because I'm typing this on the computer? Anyway, I'm here to tell you what's happ'nin' over at Megaville while all this other stuff in California. Well, here it goes! "Your report on the civil war is due on Friday!" said Mr. Bonkers as the bell rang. I walked out of the room with Gir at my heels. "Mommy!" he said, hugging me on the leg. Yay! I love it when he does that. I went to my locker and got out my math book. "Hey," said Blossom, coming up next to me. Gir walked up to her and said: "I am your doom! Cause I'm gonna whup your butt! Take that, and this and that!" he said, poking her in various places. "Have you ("Take this!) seen Dexter ("And that!") anywhere?" "Nope" I said. "Girly, it's not polite to poke." I said, scooping him up. "Hey," said Dexter, coming up to us. "Hi!" we both said at the exact same time. Dexter eyed Blossom, smiling. "Hey!" said Cornface, rounding the corner. "Looks like Blossom has a boyfriend! Dexter and Blossom, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" "Ah shuddup!" I said, taking out my pencil. But he kept singing. "First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!" He was asking for it. I took my pencil and drew a neon sign attached to his back. It was a bit like the in-and-out burger sign, but it said MORON in big letters. He yelped and got out his eraser. But it was too late. The outline started to fill in, and then it was colored, until everyone in the hall saw what a moron he was. The bell rang and everyone scooted off to class. But, right as the hall emptied, a white bubble floating in midair stood in front of me. Inside it was an image of Puddles. "How?" She shook her head. "Sorry, can't talk for long. Get the group together and meet me in that alleyway behind the bakery at 5:00 tonight!" And the bubble, Puddles image with it, vanished.

Random Story thingamajig

I was loaded up into an armored car. Well, more like thrown into an armored car, but you get the idea. I scrambled onto a metal bench on one side. Across from me was a teenager. He looked like he was about 17 or so. "Well," he said, taking me in. "About time they threw someone in here. It can get really boring driving across the city without someone to talk to. Nice duct tape, by the way." he said, motioning at me taped mouth. I glared at him. "Here." he said, and ripped it off. "Ow!" I said. Have you ever gotten duct tape ripped off of your mouth? Go ahead, try it, right now. It isn't a great sensation. "Well," I said looking coldly at him. "Why are you here? Stealing a loaf of bread for your family because you don't have enough to eat? Is it a noble cause?" I said sarcastically, scanning the room for possible escape routes. "That's none of your business." He said. "Uh-huh." I said, feeling the walls for dents. He grabbed my shirt and pulled me to face him, so we were almost nose-to-nose. "You don't get it do you?" his tone was dangerously low and cold. "I've seen things you couldn't dream about. I've seen my friends murdered, I've faced death myself, for crying out loud. Now, if you want to barge into my business and get involved, then you will be doing the same thing." He shoved me away from him, and I stumbled into a bench. The door opened. "Come out." said a cop, pointing toward a door into the police station.
We walked in. The cop led us into a hallway that had five doors. "You," he said pointing at the teenager. "Get in that door. You," he said pointing at me, "Get in the on next to it." I walked into the room. It was dimly lit by one lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. A woman in a blue police uniform sat at one end of the table in a comfy lounge chair. "Sit down." she said nicely, pointing at the metal chair across the desk. I sat. "Now," she said looking at me. "I understand that you have been stealing from various fast food joints, bakeries, and other stores or stands that sell food." "Yup." I said, bored. I mean, after being experimented on by insane scientist, being arrested by the local police was a walk in the park. "Under full awareness of what we do to a thief?" "Yes, pretty much." "Would you like to go to court to defend yourself?" "Nope. Waste of time if you ask me." She leaned in closer. "I don't think you get it, do you? We aren't here to imprison you for life. We're here to help." This time I laughed. "Yeah, here I am in handcuffs, being interrogated that I stole, and you expect me to believe that?" "Then I don't have anything else left to say." she said. She took me outside and to another hallway. In a door, and I saw jail cells. I was led into one by the creepy lady. I sat down on a bed and a few minutes later the teenager was led into the same cell. "Great." I said. "Now all I need is a harmonica.

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We walked into the kitchen and took out the box of sushi. The aroma filled the cave. "Ah, sushi makes a nice change to eating rats of an open fire." Puddles shuddered. "Ah, don't give me memories of that." We had to eat rats on the fireplace until we came up of the idea of the demons. I then felt a surge of pain. I dropped like a stone to the ground, hitting my head on the stone floor. My whole body was burning with pain, and I whimpered and curled up into a ball. These surges of pain have happened every day or so, a side affect of Key's poison. "Oh, how I hate that little creep." I said, rising to my feet shakily and resisting the urge to throw-up. "Get to bed. You'll feel better in the morning." said Puddles. I walked to the bed and fell asleep almost instantly.

I woke up feeling more-or-less like crap. "Come on. lets go get some breakfast." I said. We went out of the cave and spread our wings. We flew up and flew above the city. "You try to take something from by the suburban place." I said, motioning to the little shops and houses up near the back. "And I'll try downtown." I flew down and landed on top of a building. I tucked my demon outfit into a backpack that we took, folded my wings into my t-shirt and folded them up against my spine. I put on a jacket and started to climb down the fire escape. There, a regular human. I started to walk along the street and found a Starbucks. Donuts and eggs from the shop next-door sounded like a good breakfast. I went into the bathroom in the Starbucks and slipped on my ninja-demon outfit. I made a bunch of dark particles appear, and they encased me. A few seconds later, and I looked invisible. Me and Puddles figured out we could both do that during training. I slipped out of the bathroom and went behind the desk. I took a thing of coffee and donuts and became visible. I then ran out of the joint. "Hey!" a guard yelled at me. In less than three seconds I was surrounded by no more than five police cars and five cops. I started running, but then felt a burst of pain. The poison was acting up again. I fell to the floor, and was bound and gagged in a few minutes. I had been caught.

Random Story Title that is a lame pun.

Puddles walked across the beach silently. Why did Dexter and the others say that we shouldn't go after him? She wondered. Well, why did he have to go off in the first place? I mean, I've been searching for him for three days, and I still haven't seen him. Her anger to the others turned toward Puddle. It's his fault I have to go after him to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. Now I have no idea where the others are, and I'm walking along this beach in the middle of the night. Why did this beach have to be so big? She was suddenly puled behind a cluster of rocks. She instinctively tried to pull away, but another hand covered her mouth and both pinned her to the back of the rock. When she heard voices, she stopped struggling. "I can't believe we haven't found it yet." one voice said. "I can't believe it escaped the lab in the first place." another said. The bunnies walked by the rock that she and her captor were hidden. When they walked into the city by the beach, the hand released her. "Hey, long time no see." said Puddle, grinning at her.

What was the person thinking anyway? Walking along a beach covered in bunnies at night was a very stupid thing to do. "Oh by the way, you shouldn't be angry at the others." I said to Puddles. "And it isn't a good idea to go thinking your personal thoughts." "How-?" she said, looking surprised. "It isn't a good thing to be talking at this hour." I said, and led her to my hidden cave. "Home sweet home." I said, pushing my hand to a rock and entering some darkness into it, thus opening the door. Inside was just a normal cave, but with a weirdly misplaced bed in the corner, and a fireplace, and the fact that there were passages to other rooms. I led her to a room that I had made myself after I got here. It was a huge arena. Straw dummies were set up all over the place. "I've been practicing here." I said, reducing a dummy to a pile of straw as I passed. "Developing my powers, you know?" "Uh.... sure." said Puddles. "I've actually been working on some new things, like, for instance, reading minds." I smiled knowingly. "Nice personal thoughts you've been thinking right around a mind reader. Then she slapped me.

"Which way is home?" Dexter asked the air. "Well," said Fang. "We followed the smoke trail from the west of the place, and traveled east from it after we escaped, so if we turn 180 degrees, we should be able to go home by going straight." Crackers looked at him. "How can you look so dumb but be so smart?" he asked Fang grinned "How can you look so dumb and really are?"

Random Story that's NOT in California

I ran along the rocks by the shore. I thought that they had gotten rid of them. I thought they didn't exist anymore. I thought Obama and his armies wiped them out. I fell from a rock and unwrapped my wings. I badly cut one of them, but kept flying. I flew to a nearby cave and ducked down low. They passed without noticing. Bunnies. Pink. Bad. They were in a pack of about six, but I saw at least twenty-four back in the UFO. "Where's he gone?" one said. They started searching the area. "Hey, look at this." one said. They all surrounded him. "Blood." he said pointing. I looked at myself.
"Darn." I whispered. The cuts on my wing, arm, and the gash of scarlet in my chest. "Hey, it leads over there." said one, pointing about two feet away from where I was hidden. This was the time to act. I silently flew out of the cave. "HEY!" one said, pointing his shotgun at me. I yell and dive down. I land on one, kicking him into the dirt. I engulfed two in darkness, and they exploded. I locked my two hands together and chopped at one in the side. The other two went running. I let them go. I needed to treat these injuries. I flew up into the air and found a hidden cave in the rocks leading out over the ocean. I flew in. I looked back at the battlefield in the distance. The ground was sodden with my own blood. If I didn't treat these wounds, I would die. On that happy note, this is my 100th post! Superman doesn't even have that many posts.