If one wants to get rid of an enemy, One must make one's enemy a Random Story

Good old Abe Lincon. Puddle looked at Cornface with mild boredness. What a Weirdo. He thought. "To be honest, I am a bit on the weird side, referring to how I can read minds." Meanwhile....... "There's to many of them." said Blossom. Dexter smiled, and pulled out a sack of bombs. "Oh no, you are not going t-" BOOM! 50 bots exploded into little pieces. Meanwhile...... Cornface looked at the window, and shattered. "I might not be a detective," said Puddle "But I think that you can read minds." "Read them, control them, and objects with my awesomely awesome mind." Cornface then lifted Puddle into the air without touching him, and Puddle was launched out the open window, plummeting three stories below. I only have one chance. thought Puddle, and he whipped out his wings. His feathers caught some air and he was raising up, wings beating powerfully. He heard Dexter say below: "YES! I'm a true mad scientist, I made somebody F'n FLY!" Puddle smiled, and wobbled a little bit. May need some practice. Barney then yelled out. "We are losing, release the killer Cell Phones." and evil giant cell phones with mad faces came swarming out of alleyways. The only thing Puddle said then was: "Oh, darn."