Dear diary this is my random story

But, I don't have a diary. The tank/ airplane thingamajig had landed, and the cube fell off, into a hole at the entrance that had just appeared. Some sleeping gas entered the cube, and Puddle was asleep, right after thinking oh crap. Now, whenever we are with Puddle, the narrating will come from him. When I came to, I was lying on the floor in a giant glass cube, not unlike the one in the tank, but it was about the size of a small bedroom. The door was guarded by two bots that I have never seen before, black and big. I wondered if I could take them out, when I realized that they both had huge guns. The door opened, and smiley entered. "Ah, Puddle, good to see you again." he smiled and put his hand out, as if expecting me to shake it, despite my chained wrists. I leaned forward and bit it. smiley screamed and withdrew. "We have obliviously put you in a too comfortable room." he said. "Anyway, the boss wants to see you." He put a rifle to my back, and we went out of the room. We went to another throne room ( how many do they have?) and I saw Barney sitting on a throne. "Ah, good, Puddle, or should I say experiment 9789. Glad to see you here unharmed." I guess he didn't see the cut on my face, or the big gash in my wing, that I got from the vacuum thingamajig.