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"Well," said Creeper, looking down at the town. "We're here." "Well that was dramatic." said Puddles, whom they had picked up earlier. "Ummmmm guys?" said Fang. "Yes?" asked Dexter. "Ya know how nothing Random has happened to us for a while?" "Yeah." "Well," said Fang, pointing into the distance. "I think that streak is over." A couple hundred black dots were coming toward them on the horizon. "Ya know what I don't get?" asked Crackers as they pulled out their weapons. "This magic rug is big enough to hold all of us, but is not that big." "And do you know what I don't get?" said Anime. "How annoying you are."

What was taking them so long? I kicked a pebble on the cell floor, and looked at my watch. It was past midnight, so where were they? A guard walked into the cell. "You," he said, pointing at me, "You," he said, pointing at the teenager, "Get to the rooms." We knew what that meant. We stepped out of the cell and headed to the interrogation rooms. On the way to the rooms, I realized that this guard was smaller and less muscled than the us al one. Thinkning fast, I jumped and did a roundhouse kick right in his stomach. Ouch. He doubled over to try and get back his breath, but I brought both hands down on his head, and gravity got the better of him. More guards were running toward me, and I ran down a random hall. I got out the radio that they had secretly sent me, hidden in a gift. (The gift was a puzzle.) "Where the heck are you guys?!" I said. "We're having a few difficulties." Came Anime's vioce from the other end. "And that is?" I said. Dexter was leading the mission, so I didn't expect them to be late. "AH! HEY! YOU CREEP! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! I THOUGHT YOU WENT KA-" The line went dead.