50th Random Story Post!

The title says it all. This is my 50th Random Story post. I'm so happy! This is also my ifrst post in a week, so it better be good. *Cracks knuckles* Okay, let's type!

I landed on the rug. "Wassup?" I said. "Wait.." said Crackers. "We were supposed to save you in some cool, dramatic way. It's one of those ideas that never really worked out. I bet we just came here so that there could be a kidnapping." "Who was kidnapped?" I asked. "Anime and Blossom." said Dexter. "Blossom...." "you know, we never call Anime by her full name either. Her full name is EA Anime. It's kinda one of those ideas that never really-" Yes, yes, we get it." I said. "Humans." I muttered to Fang. "Tell me about it." he said. "Anyway, we should go and save Anime and Blossom, right?" said Dexter. "Yep." said Puddles. "And we have absolutely no idea where he took 'em, no idea where the entrance is, no idea where to start." "That about sums it up." I said. "You guys suck." said Dexter. "Nope." said Fang. "Just Crackers." (Jeremy,don't take this seriously. We all just kinda don't like you in the story) "Well, until farther notice, back to Megaville!" Puddles said dramatically. We flew away.

"Meh." I said. "This is taking for eva." "I'm flying as fast as I can!" said Dexter. "I need to stretch. I'll just fly along side you, kay?" I jumped off the edge of the rug. "Weeee! Gravity!" I yelled as I fell. I whipped out my wings and flew up again. For those who don't know, me and Puddles can fly pretty dang fast. I think the fastest I've gotten so far is about 80 mph? Maybe 75? Dexter once told be that previous life-forms were human/avian. But he said that there were not that much. They're all gone now, probably. Anyway, I've been yapping about how great I am for a while, yes? Let's just get back to the story. Puddles appeared beside me. "Hi." she said. "Don't look at me like that! Readers might think this is a romance story! The only romance here is Dexter and Blossom. And maybe Crackers and a mongoose. But we are just friends, right?" "Yeah. but you and Anime.." Then I slapped her. "okay, I'm kinda getting annoyed about how you are always saying things like that. I'm going back to the rug." Girls. All looks." I muttered. Just as I said, this is NOT a romance-y story. So everyone reading this for the romance and saying somethings going on here? Drop it. But IIVU, don't get too disappointed. Dexter and Blossom. "Ohh...." said Fang, looking ahead. "Mexican food buffet. Do you think we could-" "NO!" everyone yelled at the same time. "Ah, shucks." he said, getting out a soda can labeled red cream soda. "Blood?" I asked him? "Nah. I'm trying to loose a few pounds. I'm drinking diet blood." "I see." I said, not seeing at all. Well, I'm gonna do somthin' else now. Maybe post on my other blogs. Anyway, I'll try to do a post tomorrow.