Randomness!

So, mah friends say I need to post more story, but for today I want to get out an inner itching of RANDOMNESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

I mad it myself! I call it: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! Doncha LOVE IT! Anyways, I gotsa new random question for yall.

If...... The awesome smiley came and ate you and inside him there was a party except everyone in the party was zombies and Obama came with a bag of dorritos and danced the tango with you and the zombies wanted to eat both of you and, YOU HAD A BLUEBERRY PIE AND A FORK, what would YOU DO????

RANDOM QUESTIONS! GET READY!

If....... Gir came and ate a taco and spit it out all over you're face and then the French declared war on America and then you had taco throw up on you and then Obama made you join the army and you got shot in the arm but then it was gone and then Gir came again and then he ate the Prime Minister but the French won anyway and you got locked in the dungeon with a hobo, what would you do?

Random Question #5

IF....... Iwastalkingveryfastandyoucounldn'tunderstandwhatIwassayingandyouhadtooryouwoulddieandyouhadablueberrypieandafork, what would you you?

Random Question Point Four

If...... You went into the mind of a two-year old, saw a giant Medieval Binky, And there was a blue-berry pie and a fork behind it, What would you do?B.S.(Blogel Script) This is my 50th post! HURRAY!

More Questions!

If Obama was pointing a shot gun at you, the U.K. army had you surrounded, and (duh) you had a blueberry pie and a fork, what would you do?

Question?

If you were in a airplane, the driver was dead, a missile was coming at you at 100 miles per hour, and, of course, you had a blue berry pie and a fork, what would you do?

A Question for You!

If a mole dug a hole, you fell into it, and you had a blueberry pie and a fork, what would you do? ( anwser on comments.)