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If....... Gir came and ate a taco and spit it out all over you're face and then the French declared war on America and then you had taco throw up on you and then Obama made you join the army and you got shot in the arm but then it was gone and then Gir came again and then he ate the Prime Minister but the French won anyway and you got locked in the dungeon with a hobo, what would you do?