You are Reading my Blog. Welcome!

Well, welcome to my blog. I really don't have much else to say. I just do this because sometimes I have WAY too much time on my hands. Well, you can read the Random Story or go to my friend's blogs here: Mythical World, I M Eve, Life of a Bookworm, Fiery Pigs DO fly, Maxellion's Blog. And here are my brothers': The Vortex, Typer's Twilight. And here is my sister's: Free Writer. And here is the link to my other blog: The force of chao. Well, that's about it here. I really don't see why your reading about my life but hey, it's your time.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Meh.




Hi. Today is Dr. Suess' birthday. Last year I did a post to honor that. But I'm not going to this time. So there. Anyway, above you can see pics of invader zim stuff. These are things we will use in our new blog. IIVU(eve), Abby, Shantz and I are making an invader zim fan blog. Comment and tell me which one you like best. click here for the other one. Here. Here. Here. Also, you don't have to enter that word verification on comments anymore on my blog!

Monday, March 1, 2010

Doomy doom doom!

YAY! I'm watching invader ZIM! right now! It is the first episode! Yay! Can't talk now, must watch!

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Kingdom hearts chronicles 1.1

Here is the first part of Kingdom hearts chronicles. Thanks to Eve for showing me these videos.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Character Profiles: Fang and Anime

FANG: Fang, or as he was called in the beginning of of the story, X striker, is a vampire, with the ability to hover (No, he can't actually fly), run pretty fast, control time(This is limited.) and slight mind powers. (Note: these are very limited.) He is best friends with Puddle and Anime.
Gender: Male.
Hair color: A light brownish blond color.
Age: 11-12
Weapon of choice: Fang usually uses his power of time, and a sword.
Build: Taller than Puddle and Anime, but not as tall as Puddles, about 4"11.
Weight: Fang weighs about 70ish pounds.
Choice of clothes: Fang likes to dress in all black, like Puddle. Fang is actually more goth then Puddle is, (Puddle is not that goth, come to think of it. He still likes dark clothes.) but he is not all out goth. (Dark eyeliner, Wishing the world would explode, etc.)
Build: Slender.
Likes: Tacos, Maximum Ride, Puddle, Anime (In that friend sort of way, not lovers.), the Puddles X team (That is the name of the group.)
Dislikes: Bots, Barney, smiley, anything that will not explode.


Anime: Anime is the shortest of the group, but not the youngest. (I'm lookin' at YOU, Jeremy!) She has the power to make her drawing turn into real 3-D objects. She doesn't need paper, she can kind of draw on the air, ya'know? She had an emergency pencil in case her powers got disabled, but that was taken by smiley.
Gender: Female
Hair color: I think it is mostly brown, but if you look then you can see lots of blond.
Age: The same as most of the group, 11-12.
Build. Short, about 4"3
weight: 50 pounds, roughly.
Choice of clothes: She either wheres a whit shirt with reddish in places and a skirt type thingamajig. (Eve told me this once, but I forgot the name.) Or, jeans with a pink shirt with a heart on it. Inside the heart is a picture of a pencil.
Build: Short, but thin.
Likes: Her pencil she always has on her ear, Drawing, doodling, painting, etching, magic markering, etc.
Dislikes: Bots, having her pencil taken away.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Picture. And just to let you know, there is a new random story post under New PPGD comic: the sea of tranquility.

New PPGD comic: Epoch Eclipse Now


I beat you, yeah, I beat you, IIVU!
(That is in the tune of the keep dreamin love song.)
Also, click here for BIG news.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

101 ways to Annoy people

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

I didn't write this, but I thought it was so funny I HAD to put it on my blog.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

New PPGD comic: The Sea of Tranquility


Ha! Take that, IIVU!

Monday, February 15, 2010

The second Random Story, to Rule Them All!

Lame title. Live with it.

A few minute before....
"Um.. black dots are bad, right?" I said. "With our luck, yes, they are bad." said Dexter. "I hate our luck." said Fang. "I wonder what those dots are, anyway?" said Dexter, taking out binoculars. "They seem to be..." said Dexter, looking through the binoculars. "Robots. Almost as good as mine. Wait.. there is only one person who could build robots anywhere near mine, and that person is-" "NO! It can't be!" said Blossom. "Get ready to battle!" yelled Fang back. "Why do we always battle?" asked Crackers as they got ready. "And why do we never go to school for long periods of time, and why are we always getting captured in real cheesy ways? It seems as though we are in a random book that makes no sens-" "You really are crazy." I said. "And who is this person?" "Don't you know? His name is M-" There was an explosion, thus, he didn't finish his sentence. The next few minutes where a blur to me. I just know that I was drawing like the wind. If the wind had powers and could hold a pencil. I was generally drawing cherry bombs, and just slashin'. After about two minutes, I got a call on my radio. "Where the heck are you?" can Puddle's voice from the other end. "We're having some difficulties." I replied, punching a robot. Punching metal isn't a good idea. Just a tip. My hand hurting, I saw the silhouette of a teenager. "AH! HEY! YOU CREEP! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! I THOUGHT YOU WENT KA-" at that moment, he knocked the radio out of my hand. "-BOOMIE" Why did I think he went kaboomie? Because the person now binding me and throwing my into a body sack, was Mandark. For those who don't know, Mandark is the main bad guy from PPGD. "Well," he said, closing the bag. "I didn't go kaboomie. So there." and he carried me off.

Hey. Puddle here again. Did you like Anime narrating? Good, cause she is going to narrate a bit more later on. Anyway, more of the story. Guards where still running at me when Anime's connection failed. I dropped to the ground and did something similar to the coffee-grinder, knocking everyone around me to the ground. "Halt!" said a voice to my right. Ah yes, the warden.)For those who don't know, the warden is the big boss at prisons.) And he was pointing a gun at me. I did not halt. Those who think I would stick around are idiots. I ran to a random stairway and started climbing. If I tried to fly, I would scrap them on the walls, thus creating extreme pain. Anyway, I ran up those stairs. Past the second floor, past the third floor, up to the tenth floor. "Big prison for a small town." I muttered under my breath. The tenth floor, was the roof. Why call it a floor anyway? "Again, HALT!" said the warden. I looked up and saw a flying rug a few miles away. Those creepy people who put avian DNA into me gave me raptor vision. So, I could see pretty dang far. "Sorry," I said apologetically, walking to the edge of the roof and looking at him."But I need to get out of here." And I fell backwards, and after losing altitude, whipped out my wings and flew up. Man, seeing the look on the warden's face almost made up for staying at this prison.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Another update from my life

Hello people of the world wide web! I'm posting on a bed in a hotel in st. George on my iPod. (Shantz, get an app called blogpress lite) it is slow compared to typing on the computer, but what the heck! Well, the end (of this post) is niegh! Ahhhh!
(b.s.: look at the signature.)

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

New laptop design


Hiya people! Well, if you know me well, you know my brother Ben is really good with computers. He could beat Zack in a contest any day. (Zack is Abby's brother and is good with computers, but not really good like ben is.) Well, Ben made me laptop super awesome. Its even cooler than Abby's. In the new design, there is a program called GIMP. It is like paint, but about 100 times cooler, so you can expect lots of things from there here on my blog. Its the place where I made my new profile pic. I got a thing from PPGD and tinkered with it in GIMP, so you can see it above. (For those early to this blog, PPGD is a comic me and my buds read.) Well, that's the end of this post.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Random Story OF thingamajig

"Well," said Creeper, looking down at the town. "We're here." "Well that was dramatic." said Puddles, whom they had picked up earlier. "Ummmmm guys?" said Fang. "Yes?" asked Dexter. "Ya know how nothing Random has happened to us for a while?" "Yeah." "Well," said Fang, pointing into the distance. "I think that streak is over." A couple hundred black dots were coming toward them on the horizon. "Ya know what I don't get?" asked Crackers as they pulled out their weapons. "This magic rug is big enough to hold all of us, but is not that big." "And do you know what I don't get?" said Anime. "How annoying you are."

What was taking them so long? I kicked a pebble on the cell floor, and looked at my watch. It was past midnight, so where were they? A guard walked into the cell. "You," he said, pointing at me, "You," he said, pointing at the teenager, "Get to the rooms." We knew what that meant. We stepped out of the cell and headed to the interrogation rooms. On the way to the rooms, I realized that this guard was smaller and less muscled than the us al one. Thinkning fast, I jumped and did a roundhouse kick right in his stomach. Ouch. He doubled over to try and get back his breath, but I brought both hands down on his head, and gravity got the better of him. More guards were running toward me, and I ran down a random hall. I got out the radio that they had secretly sent me, hidden in a gift. (The gift was a puzzle.) "Where the heck are you guys?!" I said. "We're having a few difficulties." Came Anime's vioce from the other end. "And that is?" I said. Dexter was leading the mission, so I didn't expect them to be late. "AH! HEY! YOU CREEP! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! I THOUGHT YOU WENT KA-" The line went dead.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

yey!!!

sup. this is IIVU. if you know about my blog, i opened alot of my posts with, "hello people of earth and mars!" i dont do it anymore though. i am at josh's house and i have invaded his blog.... so MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! to josh when he finds i have posted. HHAHAHAH okay, i am creepy,i know. get used to it. MWAHAHAH...... yah..... um...... uhuh.
-IIVU!!!!!!!!
link to my awesome blog HERE!!!!!!!!!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Strange comic of doom pt. 2




And here is a PPGD comic.

Random story of thing

Anime is here again! Did I mention I'm narrator number one? Well I am. Not. AH! Fang! Stop typing, I'm trying to narrate. Hi I'm Anime and I am dumb. FANG! Yes? *SLAP* Okay, I'll narrate now. "Well," said Crackers. "How will we get there?" Then a magic carpet fell from the sky. "Wait," I said "I thought Obama owns all the magic carpets." "Besides," said Fang, picking it up. "This is a rug." "Ah who cares." said Puddle "It'll work." So, when Puddles and Puddle were gone, we split and agreed to meet back here in an hour with all our stuff. I ran home to the apartment my family bought in Megaville. "HimomIneedtopackupsomestuffwheredowekeepthesparebackepackswellthanksmombye!" I ran up to my room. Well, it's more of a studio. With my bed in one corner, a drawing board on the wall to the right of it, with an easel in another corner. I ran to my closet and went to the corner of it. I opened the secret door and went into a passageway. It led into darkness. The passage was long. I've never gotten to the end. But in this passage I can prepare in peace. The only other soul who new about it was Gir. Who followed me into it. "Wait," said Gir. "How can you pack if you don't have packing things to pack with?" I raised my pencil that I kept on my ear. "Oh.." said Gir in a mattalic robot-y voice. "I understand...."

One hour later we met in the alleyway. "We ready to go?" asked Dexter. I didn't see a backpack on him. We all loaded up on the magic rug. Soon we were in the air. It was a very big magic rug. It could seat all of us no problem. "So... " said Fang after a few hours. "Can we stop for Mexican food?" "NO!" yelled everyone else at the exact same time.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

My comic


Here's a comic I made. I was really bored, as you can see.

Gir in PPGD






Gir roasting marshmallows and Buttercup interupting





Hi people I just went on paint and got some parts of PPGD.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

New PPGD comic: world's best dad.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Random Story that takes place in Megaville.

Anime again. Narrator #1! We're number one! We're number 1! Sorry, I couldn't help myself. At five, me and the team rushed to the ally behind the bakery. "Well," said Fang. "Where is Puddles?" "Here you moron." Puddles in her bubble stood before them. But she was not alone. Next to her was a black bubble, Puddle inside it. "Sorry I'm late." he said, grinning. "The guard was hard to fool. I managed by telling him about the Mexican food store across the street. He loves burritos. You can still smell it." "Wait, what?" I said, confused. "I'm kinda in jail." said Puddle. "Awaiting the choice whether I get handed over to the bunnies for $1,oo0 bucks, get killed, or in prison until death. It stinks." "Okay, business," said Puddles. "We need to go rescue Puddle from jail." "Hang on," said Puddle frowning. His bubble disappeared. "Where did he go?" I wondered. "I dunno." said Puddles. "A guard probably came to check on him." Sure enough, He came back a few minutes later. "Well," he said, grinning. "They've decided I'm to be handed to Barney in three days." "Well," I said, looking at him. "You seem not to be down about it." "Well, we are planning a freakin' prison break right now, aren't we?" "Uh.. I guess." I said. "So, lets get down to business, again." They both focused and a dark on one side light on the other map came into view between them. "Okay," said Puddles. "The entrances to the jail are here," An entrance to the south highlighted. "Here," one to the east. "And here." another entrance. Okay, I'm not telling you the full plan, because what if some evil guy got on this blog? That would be bad. "So, that's the plan?" Said Crackers. "Yup." said Puddle. "But, we don't have any weapons. " said Tomato. They both focused again. "There ya go." said Puddle as a pile of weapons clattered to the ground. Tomato picked one up. "But this is a hilt with no blade." he said "Shoot fire into it." said Puddle "Wow!" said Tomato as fir channeled through the hidden passage inside the hilt and shot out, making a blade made out of fire. "Okay, everyone clear on the plan? Let's go!" said Puddles.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Random Story Type Thing

Hello peoples who is reading this! This is Anime! Do you get the joke on the title I made up? get it? Because I'm typing this on the computer? Anyway, I'm here to tell you what's happ'nin' over at Megaville while all this other stuff in California. Well, here it goes! "Your report on the civil war is due on Friday!" said Mr. Bonkers as the bell rang. I walked out of the room with Gir at my heels. "Mommy!" he said, hugging me on the leg. Yay! I love it when he does that. I went to my locker and got out my math book. "Hey," said Blossom, coming up next to me. Gir walked up to her and said: "I am your doom! Cause I'm gonna whup your butt! Take that, and this and that!" he said, poking her in various places. "Have you ("Take this!) seen Dexter ("And that!") anywhere?" "Nope" I said. "Girly, it's not polite to poke." I said, scooping him up. "Hey," said Dexter, coming up to us. "Hi!" we both said at the exact same time. Dexter eyed Blossom, smiling. "Hey!" said Cornface, rounding the corner. "Looks like Blossom has a boyfriend! Dexter and Blossom, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" "Ah shuddup!" I said, taking out my pencil. But he kept singing. "First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a baby carriage!" He was asking for it. I took my pencil and drew a neon sign attached to his back. It was a bit like the in-and-out burger sign, but it said MORON in big letters. He yelped and got out his eraser. But it was too late. The outline started to fill in, and then it was colored, until everyone in the hall saw what a moron he was. The bell rang and everyone scooted off to class. But, right as the hall emptied, a white bubble floating in midair stood in front of me. Inside it was an image of Puddles. "How?" She shook her head. "Sorry, can't talk for long. Get the group together and meet me in that alleyway behind the bakery at 5:00 tonight!" And the bubble, Puddles image with it, vanished.

My (and Shantz's) new blog about chao.

Click here plz!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Random Story thingamajig

I was loaded up into an armored car. Well, more like thrown into an armored car, but you get the idea. I scrambled onto a metal bench on one side. Across from me was a teenager. He looked like he was about 17 or so. "Well," he said, taking me in. "About time they threw someone in here. It can get really boring driving across the city without someone to talk to. Nice duct tape, by the way." he said, motioning at me taped mouth. I glared at him. "Here." he said, and ripped it off. "Ow!" I said. Have you ever gotten duct tape ripped off of your mouth? Go ahead, try it, right now. It isn't a great sensation. "Well," I said looking coldly at him. "Why are you here? Stealing a loaf of bread for your family because you don't have enough to eat? Is it a noble cause?" I said sarcastically, scanning the room for possible escape routes. "That's none of your business." He said. "Uh-huh." I said, feeling the walls for dents. He grabbed my shirt and pulled me to face him, so we were almost nose-to-nose. "You don't get it do you?" his tone was dangerously low and cold. "I've seen things you couldn't dream about. I've seen my friends murdered, I've faced death myself, for crying out loud. Now, if you want to barge into my business and get involved, then you will be doing the same thing." He shoved me away from him, and I stumbled into a bench. The door opened. "Come out." said a cop, pointing toward a door into the police station.
We walked in. The cop led us into a hallway that had five doors. "You," he said pointing at the teenager. "Get in that door. You," he said pointing at me, "Get in the on next to it." I walked into the room. It was dimly lit by one lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. A woman in a blue police uniform sat at one end of the table in a comfy lounge chair. "Sit down." she said nicely, pointing at the metal chair across the desk. I sat. "Now," she said looking at me. "I understand that you have been stealing from various fast food joints, bakeries, and other stores or stands that sell food." "Yup." I said, bored. I mean, after being experimented on by insane scientist, being arrested by the local police was a walk in the park. "Under full awareness of what we do to a thief?" "Yes, pretty much." "Would you like to go to court to defend yourself?" "Nope. Waste of time if you ask me." She leaned in closer. "I don't think you get it, do you? We aren't here to imprison you for life. We're here to help." This time I laughed. "Yeah, here I am in handcuffs, being interrogated that I stole, and you expect me to believe that?" "Then I don't have anything else left to say." she said. She took me outside and to another hallway. In a door, and I saw jail cells. I was led into one by the creepy lady. I sat down on a bed and a few minutes later the teenager was led into the same cell. "Great." I said. "Now all I need is a harmonica.

OMG!

Hey people guess what I got the new from Emily (Eve's sister) that Invader ZIM! is coming back to nicktoons (channel 126). But guess what stinks: it is for one month only. The stinks what a capital stink. But I guess there is really nothing we can do about it. (Well, we COULD go into California and go up to the headquarters and protest, but that would be to much of a hassle, yes?) And, me and Shantz, (Puddle and Fang) are going to make another blog and both contribute on it. It will be all about: *drum role* CHAO! It will tell you about all kinds of chao. Normal chao, dark chao, hero chao, sonic chao, shadow chao, devil chao, angel chao, chaos chao, swimming chao, hero swimming chao, dark swimming chao, and so on and so forth.

Saturday, January 16, 2010



Reactions

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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Read this post, as it is a Random Story post.

We walked into the kitchen and took out the box of sushi. The aroma filled the cave. "Ah, sushi makes a nice change to eating rats of an open fire." Puddles shuddered. "Ah, don't give me memories of that." We had to eat rats on the fireplace until we came up of the idea of the demons. I then felt a surge of pain. I dropped like a stone to the ground, hitting my head on the stone floor. My whole body was burning with pain, and I whimpered and curled up into a ball. These surges of pain have happened every day or so, a side affect of Key's poison. "Oh, how I hate that little creep." I said, rising to my feet shakily and resisting the urge to throw-up. "Get to bed. You'll feel better in the morning." said Puddles. I walked to the bed and fell asleep almost instantly.

I woke up feeling more-or-less like crap. "Come on. lets go get some breakfast." I said. We went out of the cave and spread our wings. We flew up and flew above the city. "You try to take something from by the suburban place." I said, motioning to the little shops and houses up near the back. "And I'll try downtown." I flew down and landed on top of a building. I tucked my demon outfit into a backpack that we took, folded my wings into my t-shirt and folded them up against my spine. I put on a jacket and started to climb down the fire escape. There, a regular human. I started to walk along the street and found a Starbucks. Donuts and eggs from the shop next-door sounded like a good breakfast. I went into the bathroom in the Starbucks and slipped on my ninja-demon outfit. I made a bunch of dark particles appear, and they encased me. A few seconds later, and I looked invisible. Me and Puddles figured out we could both do that during training. I slipped out of the bathroom and went behind the desk. I took a thing of coffee and donuts and became visible. I then ran out of the joint. "Hey!" a guard yelled at me. In less than three seconds I was surrounded by no more than five police cars and five cops. I started running, but then felt a burst of pain. The poison was acting up again. I fell to the floor, and was bound and gagged in a few minutes. I had been caught.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Party!

Hello peoples! I am going to has a party today. I'm inviting a bunch of friends like Eve, Shantz, Abby, Caleb, Jeremy, and peoples. We will go sleddin' and watch Ice Age 3. It will be cool. Very awesome. Invader Zim quotes! ZIM: Who are you, what is all this? Floating head: My people worked themselves in to extintion, turning our planet into a navigational space vessel, using similar technologies tested and proven on another, nearby planet. ZIM: What other planet. Head: That's not important right now. "Why would you do all that? Head: Because it's cool

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Random Story typed on the world wide web

Anime sighed. They'd been flying for almost three days and now they could finally see Megaville. "I bet that Puddle is sitting in a cave right now." Which I was. "I'm very glad of your concern." said Fang. "Thank you." said Anime, and she took out her pencil, and erased the mustache on Fang. "YES!" said Fang jumping into the air. "I'M MUSTACHE-LESS! WHOOPEE!"

I ran from the shop, with the cops right on my tale. From my head to my feet, I was wearing black, with a mask kind of like a ninja's, long sleeves and gloves, and black jeans and black tennis shoes. I jumped on a parked car and ran along the one parked in front of it. I jumped back down to the sidewalk and hit the ground running. Police cars were alongside me, and I came to the edge of the cliff the city came from. Then someone dressed just like me but in white came alongside me, and we both jumped the edge. "Uh-oh." said one cop. I smiled. The news of the black and white demons had spread around the city pretty fast. These spirits (aka me and Puddles) were deadly to the bone. With wings of their color, they pillaged the city from the shops and terrorized the civilians, shooting bolts of energy when threatened. We unfurled our wings and flew of toward the beach. As we landed, we landed, we ran to the cave. "Well," said Puddles, pulling off her mask. "What did you get? Man, these masks get hard to breath in." I grinned. "Stole some food from the seaside Japanese food." "Oh good, I love sushi." said Puddles. "I raided the electronic store." I frowned. "Uh, aren't we trying to get food?" "I got something better." she said, and pulled out a rectangle. I didn't know what it was until she unfolded the screen, and the laptop's screen blazed with light. "No way." I said. "That's the newest model of Microsoft. It cost millions of dollars, and it's a law that two armed guards have to be by it at shops. How did you get past them?" "Lets just say they will get a big headache when they wake up." My watch beeped. "Oh, time for training." I walked into the arena. It was bigger now, and more dummies were set up. I shot a bolt of dark into the nearest one. Puddles, reducing the pile of straw to dust. After training for about an hour, Puddles froze and looked at me. "Stop doing that." she said. I stopped. "Doing what?" "That thing with your shadow." she said, pointing at it. I looked at it, and was shocked to see that it was moving without me. "Go get that dummy," I said, pointing at one. It sped along the wall and, although it existed only on the wall and floor, picked it up. It looked like the dummy was floating in mid-air. It seemed that I got so advanced at shadow magic, my own shadow developed a personality of its own. My watch beeped again. "Oh, dinnertime." I said "How about that sushi then?

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Yay! More Facebook raidings!



Hello peoplez. I just raided Zachs Facebook page. For those who don't know, Zach is Abby's brother, and smiley in the random story. Anyway, there wasn't much to raid. Looked at his friends, read his conversations, etc. but, it seems that he, like his blog, doesn't update his facebook page. Anyway, here is his profile pic.

More Gir Pics








Ben, that does not say girls.

Saturday, January 2, 2010


I was surfing the world wide web (The world wide one) and found Abby's face-book page. Then I read all the juicy secrets she keeps from me and Shantz. Here is her profile pic to prove it.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Random Story Title that is a lame pun.

Puddles walked across the beach silently. Why did Dexter and the others say that we shouldn't go after him? She wondered. Well, why did he have to go off in the first place? I mean, I've been searching for him for three days, and I still haven't seen him. Her anger to the others turned toward Puddle. It's his fault I have to go after him to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. Now I have no idea where the others are, and I'm walking along this beach in the middle of the night. Why did this beach have to be so big? She was suddenly puled behind a cluster of rocks. She instinctively tried to pull away, but another hand covered her mouth and both pinned her to the back of the rock. When she heard voices, she stopped struggling. "I can't believe we haven't found it yet." one voice said. "I can't believe it escaped the lab in the first place." another said. The bunnies walked by the rock that she and her captor were hidden. When they walked into the city by the beach, the hand released her. "Hey, long time no see." said Puddle, grinning at her.

What was the person thinking anyway? Walking along a beach covered in bunnies at night was a very stupid thing to do. "Oh by the way, you shouldn't be angry at the others." I said to Puddles. "And it isn't a good idea to go thinking your personal thoughts." "How-?" she said, looking surprised. "It isn't a good thing to be talking at this hour." I said, and led her to my hidden cave. "Home sweet home." I said, pushing my hand to a rock and entering some darkness into it, thus opening the door. Inside was just a normal cave, but with a weirdly misplaced bed in the corner, and a fireplace, and the fact that there were passages to other rooms. I led her to a room that I had made myself after I got here. It was a huge arena. Straw dummies were set up all over the place. "I've been practicing here." I said, reducing a dummy to a pile of straw as I passed. "Developing my powers, you know?" "Uh.... sure." said Puddles. "I've actually been working on some new things, like, for instance, reading minds." I smiled knowingly. "Nice personal thoughts you've been thinking right around a mind reader. Then she slapped me.

"Which way is home?" Dexter asked the air. "Well," said Fang. "We followed the smoke trail from the west of the place, and traveled east from it after we escaped, so if we turn 180 degrees, we should be able to go home by going straight." Crackers looked at him. "How can you look so dumb but be so smart?" he asked Fang grinned "How can you look so dumb and really are?"

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Gir pics








Like these Gir pics? I captioned the bottom one.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Bored, so bored, bord time is near.

That's in the tune of the chipmunk song. Yeah, anyway, after a while, vacation gets pretty boring. I almost feel like I want to be back in school. Wait, did I really say that? NO! School is WAY worse than this. I can truthfully say that I never never never ever ever ever forever never ever want to go back there for never ever. I. on the other hand completely remember what Eve looks like. Takt that, Eve's memory.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas to all... now your all gonna die!

Christmas is finally here! Click here to see the night Santa went crazy.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Christmas Eve!

It's Christmas eve. Eve probably likes that title. Because her name is Eve. And it's Christmas Eve. Yesiry, Eve loves that title. Twas the night before Christmas and all though the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a cat. The stockings all hung by by the chimney all crooked, in hope the great pumpkin soon would be doomed. Like my poem? I wrote almost the whole thing!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Random Story that's NOT in California

I ran along the rocks by the shore. I thought that they had gotten rid of them. I thought they didn't exist anymore. I thought Obama and his armies wiped them out. I fell from a rock and unwrapped my wings. I badly cut one of them, but kept flying. I flew to a nearby cave and ducked down low. They passed without noticing. Bunnies. Pink. Bad. They were in a pack of about six, but I saw at least twenty-four back in the UFO. "Where's he gone?" one said. They started searching the area. "Hey, look at this." one said. They all surrounded him. "Blood." he said pointing. I looked at myself.
"Darn." I whispered. The cuts on my wing, arm, and the gash of scarlet in my chest. "Hey, it leads over there." said one, pointing about two feet away from where I was hidden. This was the time to act. I silently flew out of the cave. "HEY!" one said, pointing his shotgun at me. I yell and dive down. I land on one, kicking him into the dirt. I engulfed two in darkness, and they exploded. I locked my two hands together and chopped at one in the side. The other two went running. I let them go. I needed to treat these injuries. I flew up into the air and found a hidden cave in the rocks leading out over the ocean. I flew in. I looked back at the battlefield in the distance. The ground was sodden with my own blood. If I didn't treat these wounds, I would die. On that happy note, this is my 100th post! Superman doesn't even have that many posts.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

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Monday, December 14, 2009

Random Story in California

Puddles took a deep breath and continued her story. "After I found out I had wings, I realized I must have the same stuff you do, like lighter bones and stuff. They put an anklet on me too." she showed me here anklet. "They did a bunch of tests on me then. I worked all night. And after that, they made me work all day. I got back at about six at night. Then smiley told us to go to the arena." I flew back to the planet and landed by Dexter. He was looking at the martian soil. He slipped it into his pocket. "Were are we going?" "I have no idea." he said. "That base was in an island about six miles from the cost of California. We should be getting there in, two seconds." I looked around. I saw a beach about a mile away. The planet turned sharply to the left. A u.f.o. was flying behind us, and shooting lasers at us. I flew off and got by Puddles. She went to the planet, but before I could follow, I felt another sharp burst of pain. I had been hit by a laser. I felt a wave of pain, not as much as the time I got shocked, but still pretty severe. I fell to the ground and landed in the ocean. The water was very cold. I tried to fly out and back to the planet, but it's kind of hard to jump out of water. I took a deep breath, and started swimming toward shore.

Gir was having fun messing with Zim. "Whats this do?" he pressed a button. "What that do?" he said, and pressed another button. "Whats this do? What that do? Whats it do? Whatsitdo?" Puddles was looking out over the side. "Puddle fell out." she said. "We need to go back, we need to save him from that UFO!" "If we went, we'd be burned to a crisp." said Anime. "We can't go back." "Yes, we can." said Puddles. "Lets go lets go!" "No." said Dexter firmly. "Well if you wpn't go with me." she said, shrugging out her wings. "Then I'll go by myself." she jumped from the planet and flew out of sight.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Fun... I guess.

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Random Story post in St. George.

I look at Puddles. She had never had wings before. I'd know. But here she is, right now, flying alongside us. I jumped off the planet and caught up to her. "Um.... hi?" I said. She rolled her eyes. "You really need to work on better approaches. " "Um, let me cut to the chase, what's up with the wings?" She looked at me. "Well, it isn't a short story, but I'll do my best. It was last night when everyone was asleep. One of those elite bots took me to another room. This one was completely metal, including a kind of table thingamajig in the middle. The bot led me to the table, and told me to lye down. I did. Another person came in. He gave me a sleeping draft. Then I woke up a few hours later, and all I felt was this pain in my back. I looked, and I saw the wings on my back." she took a breath after she finished her story. "And his face." I said. "The doctor's face, what did it look like?" "I don't know, he kept his face veiled the whole time." That is the end of this random story post, as Sam wants to kick me off the laptop. Roll

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Grandma's gonna read more Random Story Now

"How long have we been here?" asked Fang. "Three weeks." said Puddles. "I miss Girly." said Anime. "He used to make me laugh. Too bad he didn't get captured too. Wait, I think that's a good thing." smiley came into the cage room. "Hey, look, it's the traitor here to see us." said Fang. "Master Barney wants to see you in the arena." "Hey, an arena, how cheesy." I said. "I bet something dramatic and cool is about to happen." They all followed him to the arena. They took an entrance that went into the main part. Barney sat on yet another throne. Man, how many do these guys have anyway? "Hello everyone," said Barney, addressing the crowd. "And welcome to the scientific room of testing and doom and battling and doom!" The crowd had about 100 scientists, all of which were cheering madly. "One of these subjects will face the person we have selected, and the other will watch from that enclosed cage." he said, as some random cage appeared. He held up a jar that had all our names in it. He put his hand in it, and withdrew a paper. "Experiment 9879!" he yelled to the crowd. "I knew it, something dramatic was BOUND to happen." I said. Key emerged from the other gate. "Here comes Key, the one that will fight experiment 9879 to the death." A bell rang, and me and Key started to fight.

I ran and pulled out my wings. I took to the air, and flew to a basket that had a bunch of weapons in it. But Key beat me to it, and took a bunch of knifes and daggers, and a jar of poison. She poured the poison on the other weapons, and they turned to metal dust. I felt a shock. I flew to the ground. "No flying please." Barney said over the megaphone. I sent a wave of darkness at Key that looked like a big fist. She dodged and threw a knife. I tried to dodge, but it got me on the arm. I yanked it out and threw it to the ground. Dexter, meanwhile, was trying to get through the bars of the cage. He seemed to have a few bombs up his sleeve, literally. I ran to the right as another dagger flew past my ear.

"OUCH!" said Fang. A mustachio had bit him on the neck. He slapped it, and blood spurted everywhere. Dexter took the body off of his neck. "Uhhhh....." he said "That hurt. It hurts a lot, about as much as it hurt the time I got bit by that snake." said Fang. "Um... Fang?" Fang was continuing about the time he highhandedly took on a big colony of ferocious snakes. "So there I was, deep in the forest, and these snakes surround me, but I had a magic wand hidden up my sleeve, so I-" "FANG!" shouted Dexter. "That was a vampire mustachio. If you get bitten, you kind of turn into a vampire." "Really?" he asked "SWEET!"

Key threw another dagger, and this one caught me in the chest. I gasped for air, and fell to the ground. I grabbed the dagger and hacked at my anklet. It broke free. I whipped out my wings and flew into the air. Barney smiled and pushed the button on his remote to shock me. Nothing happened. I looked up, and heard a voice: "Earthling, prepare to feel the mighty foot of my planet! You will be honored to be killed by ZZZIIIIIMMMM!!!!" Zim's planet, mars, came into view, a huge red meteor. And sitting by him was Gir. While Key was distracted, I jumped on her and pinned her to the ground. My chest was throbbing and covered in blood, but I held on to her. My hand glowed black, and power radiated trough it. I brought it up in a fist, and brought it down, "NO!" a voice screamed, and I was tackled sideways. Anime had stopped my killing Key, and Key was running away.Zim had hit the ground, and the rest of the group was climbing on. Me and Anime got on, and Gir took off. But in the sky, when we hit the electric net, Puddles was thrown off. I thought she would fall to the ground and be crushed. But then, she whipped out some pure white wings, grafted on to her back.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Yay me!

Hello people, I am typing in my school's computer lab. We had to do this reports, and now I am done, and we get to go on the world wide web! I like the world wide web. It makes me happy. My life doesn't stink ALL the time. Eliza (My triplet sister, in the same class as me) is still typing her report. I feel bad for her. She is not on the world wide web. It would stink if the web wasn't world wide. Then it would just be called the web. No world wide. So sad. Lots of people are looking at me right now. They are probably thinking why am not on some game. Weirdos. Shantz (Fang) is still typing his report. I feel bad for him. Like Eliza, he is not on the world wide web. Or his blog. (Click here to go to his blog.) Also, when the last bell rings, I am going to my bud Caleb's birthday party! It will be at the classic fun center. It will be very very very very (please imageine more verys here) FUN! Eliza has finished her report. She is now on the world wide web. She is playing foopets (which I don't hate anymore, it has improved.) Shantz finished his report, but he is not going to the world wide web. He is just sitting here. Mrs. B just told us that we will shut down the computers in 1 and a half min. As much as I like blogging in school, that means I get to go to Caleb's PARTY! To change the subject I like root beer. I have a can in my backpack right now. Goodbye people on the world wide web!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Big, bold words at the beggining of a Random Story post.

I sighed. I've been here for three days, and they didn't seen to be keen to let me go.I remembered what happened this morning. Waking at the break of dawn, running in mazes and getting shocked every time I stopped to catch my breath, eat lunch at three, and then fly in a big glass non-ceiling room, but knowing I had no chance to fly away. But now I could just relax in my cage. Then there was a loud thump. I straightened up, and tucked in my wings. So much for relaxing. More sleeping potion filled the room, and I passed out. Next thing I knew, I was in the main throne room. My cage door was bent, and I started to pry it open. If I could escape, now would be good, considering all the commotion. My eyes widened. Someone was trying to break in to the room. A swarm of bots filled the room, as there was another loud thump. One more, and the wall broke. Fang stood there, in front of what looked like Mexican warriors. "CHARGE!" shouted Fang. The whole team, followed by the few dozen Mexican warriors, burst in the room. Anime and Puddles rushed to my cage, and started to help me try to pry the lock open. "Hi, nice to see you." I said. The lock broke, and I jumped out of the cage. A battle broke out, us and the Mexican warriors, vs. the bots. A few guys dressed in red and sombreros, holding interments, came in, and started to play that Mexican mayhem song. I flew up, and started to kill bots with my powers of darkness. Creeper smiled, and all the bots around him choked to death, vines around their necks."Come on!" said Fang, motioning toward the hole in the wall. But as I flew toward it, a wave of pain rolled over me. This shock was worst then all the rest. I wanted to die, to make the pain stop. I was surprised I wasn't dead already. I couldn't see, the pain was so bad, I wanted it to stop. The last thing I saw before I passed out was Barney coming into the room, smiley behind him, the warriors defeated.

When I came to, I was back in the cage room. But this time I wasn't alone. Fang, Anime, Creeper, Puddles, Tomato, and my other friends were in surrounding cages."What happened?" I asked weakly. They all looked at me. "Oh good, your awake." said Puddles. "That escape attempt didn't work that well, did it?" "You've been out for five days." said Creeper. smiley came into the room. "Ah, good to see you awake." he said to me. "But now that you are awake, don't start worrying about escape. It's impossible."

Friday, December 4, 2009

Random story. Read Read Read GO GO GO!

Fang and Anime and Puddles all yawned at the same time. They had been following the smoke trail for more than a day, and it's hard to get some sleep on the back of a griffin. "I say," said Tomato from the back of the other griffin "that we stop at a gas station, and get a snack." "Well, we do need food." said Dexter, "But we should stop at a real food place." "How about Mexican food?" suggested Fang. ""No," said Puddles "Mexican food leaves unpleasant side effects." "In the shadow-lands," said Zzyzx. "We don't have Mexican food. The side effects are not, uh, happy, there." "Hey." said a voice to their left. They looked around and saw Stream, sitting on what looked like a black griffin. "How long have you been following us!" demanded Anime. "About since you took off." he grinned "I, for one, hate Mexican food." "Yes, score!" said Puddles. They settled at a big all you can eat cafe. "I'll pay." said Stream, going to the front. A few minutes later, they all were sitting on a table. Fang's plate was loaded with Mexican food.

I smiled, and said: "I really can't today, how about tomorrow?" and whipped out my wings. There were a few gasps, as I flew higher and higher. Suddenly, I felt and electric shock around me, and was falling, falling, and landed. Then, everything went black. When, I came to, Barney was looking at me though the bars of my cage. We were outside, and it was night. He opened the door to my cage. "Come on, we can still get a bit of testing done." I jumped through the open door, and whipped out my wings again. I flew about 10 feet, felt a burst of pain, and fell to the ground. I looked at myself, and saw a anklet on my foot. "Let me explain." said Barney. "We knew that you could just fly away, so when you got here, we turned on the invisible electric net. But, you could still fly out of our reach, so we put that shock anklet on you. Now, when you make an escape attempt, you can just get shocked." I guess that slims the chance of me getting out by myself.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Character Profile: Puddle and smiley

Puddle
Description: A boy who wears jeans, and a shirt that usually has a Hershey kiss on it. The most descriptive thing about Puddle is his 10 foot, feathery wings, grafted onto his back.
Gender: male
Hair color: red
Age:11-12
build: thin and a bit short, but not that short.
weight: 35 pounds, due to light bones.
Likes: Tacos, flying, root beer, not paying that much attention in school.
Dislikes: Cornface, smiley, Barney, annoying little sisters, hippo (a.k.a. Alexa) and bots.

smiley
Description: a short boy, second in command in the army of barney.
Gender: Male
Hair color: dirty blond-brownish
Age: 12
Build: A bit short for his age, about four-foot nine.
weight: 65 pounds
Likes: bots, Barney, secretly singing in the shower.
Dislikes" the Puddles X. team, bald people, hobos.

A sandwich, or a Random Story?

'okay, here is another smiley face for your enjoyment. Tailgaters 1 I glanced up at Barney, who was smiling now. "Okay," I said "What do you want to do with me here." Barney grinned "You see, one of the people who grafted that DNA into you, is on our side. We would like to do some, ah, tests, on you. This is our main science lab. The exact location, I wont tell you." I saw a purple dragon that had a unicorn horn, come up and eat a bot. Then he flew away. Okay, that was random. "Can I go back to my room now?" I asked. "No, you see, smiley (even he doesn't say it with a capital) said that you behaved a bit bad." One of the elite bots (the black ones with the guns) put his gun to my back, and escorted me to another room, this one filled with cages. He opened one that was about 6-by-6 feet, and motioned me to get in, pointing his gun at me all the time. I got in the small cage, and he left, leaving the room in a semidarkness from the one light bulb that hang from the ceiling.

"Okay, where do you think that jet went?" said Dexter. They were in his lab, trying to figure out which way to go. Fang looked at the picture of the aftermath of the fight, that just showed the empty ally way. "Wait, look, there's a trail of smoke. That must be the way the jet went." "Only one thing, how will we get there?" they were outside the school now, and Crackers smiled. He whistled, and his griffins swooped down, and waited to them to get on. They flew off.

Well. I guess they weren't all bad. The seemed good enough to put my cage in the hall. Scientists kept walking by, talking strange things. I woke up from a nap about 1:00 in the afternoon, and more white-coated people were walking by then ever. I heard one say to another: "Yeah experiment 9879 arrived yesterday." I stopped cold, and listened. "Yes, I can't wait to dissect his brain." A bot came up, and said in a metallic voice say: "Come, your experiments are to begin today." "Ah. Puddle," said Barney, once we got to a wide field with a lot of dangerous props.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Dear diary this is my random story

But, I don't have a diary. The tank/ airplane thingamajig had landed, and the cube fell off, into a hole at the entrance that had just appeared. Some sleeping gas entered the cube, and Puddle was asleep, right after thinking oh crap. Now, whenever we are with Puddle, the narrating will come from him. When I came to, I was lying on the floor in a giant glass cube, not unlike the one in the tank, but it was about the size of a small bedroom. The door was guarded by two bots that I have never seen before, black and big. I wondered if I could take them out, when I realized that they both had huge guns. The door opened, and smiley entered. "Ah, Puddle, good to see you again." he smiled and put his hand out, as if expecting me to shake it, despite my chained wrists. I leaned forward and bit it. smiley screamed and withdrew. "We have obliviously put you in a too comfortable room." he said. "Anyway, the boss wants to see you." He put a rifle to my back, and we went out of the room. We went to another throne room ( how many do they have?) and I saw Barney sitting on a throne. "Ah, good, Puddle, or should I say experiment 9789. Glad to see you here unharmed." I guess he didn't see the cut on my face, or the big gash in my wing, that I got from the vacuum thingamajig.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Lame Random Story Pun

"To US! Who the heck is experiment what-ever anyway?" said Anime. But Puddle suddenly looked at Dexter. "Are you the only one who did it?" he asked him "Did what?" "Grafted freaking avian DNA into me!" he said "Well, there were 3 other guys.." "Who were they!" he shouted "Well, they kind of had a memory wiping thingamajig..." One of the bots suddenly started toward Puddle, and Blossom charged at him. A second before she made contact, a silver shell came over him, completely made of metal. Dexter put on his power gloves (as seen in ppgd) and started to protect Blossom. And, just to rub it in, a giant tank, 20 feet high, came around the corner, with a 10 foot glass dome on the top. Puddle flew up in the air, and started to send waves of darkness at the bots. The tank seemed to be expecting this, because a strange attachment, kind of like a giant vacuum hose, sprang from the top and sucked him into it. He reappeared a few seconds later, along with Key, in the glass dome on top. He was obviously shouting, but it could not be heard through the thick glass, and he started to bang against the glass. The tank suddenly turned into a huge jet plane, and flew away.

The team was still staring in shock at the place were the plane had disappeared. "We'll have to go after him." said Fang. "I mean, didn't you hear them, calling him an experiment, they'll probably do all kinds of stuff to him." "But, I mean, what about school?" said Blossom. She had straight A's and she didn't want to change that. "It's the weekend." said Dexter. "We can just get him, and come back." "But, we don't even have any idea were they took him." said Puddles. "Hey, Zzyzx, will you come?" "Well, he WAS pretty awesome." she said. "alright, I'll come, but don't expect me to be best friends with Key, if we manage to get her." And so they set off.

Puddle woke with a start. He looked outside the glass cube. The sky was dark, the full moon high in the sky. He looked around, but Key was nowhere to be seen. He didn't recognize anything in sight. The plane landed, and he saw an enormous building, 50 stories tall.