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Bored, so bored, bord time is near.

That's in the tune of the chipmunk song. Yeah, anyway, after a while, vacation gets pretty boring. I almost feel like I want to be back in school. Wait, did I really say that? NO! School is WAY worse than this. I can truthfully say that I never never never ever ever ever forever never ever want to go back there for never ever. I. on the other hand completely remember what Eve looks like. Takt that, Eve's memory.

Merry Christmas to all... now your all gonna die!

Christmas is finally here! Click here to see the night Santa went crazy.

Christmas Eve!

It's Christmas eve. Eve probably likes that title. Because her name is Eve. And it's Christmas Eve. Yesiry, Eve loves that title. Twas the night before Christmas and all though the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a cat. The stockings all hung by by the chimney all crooked, in hope the great pumpkin soon would be doomed. Like my poem? I wrote almost the whole thing!

Random Story that's NOT in California

I ran along the rocks by the shore. I thought that they had gotten rid of them. I thought they didn't exist anymore. I thought Obama and his armies wiped them out. I fell from a rock and unwrapped my wings. I badly cut one of them, but kept flying. I flew to a nearby cave and ducked down low. They passed without noticing. Bunnies. Pink. Bad. They were in a pack of about six, but I saw at least twenty-four back in the UFO. "Where's he gone?" one said. They started searching the area. "Hey, look at this." one said. They all surrounded him. "Blood." he said pointing. I looked at myself.
"Darn." I whispered. The cuts on my wing, arm, and the gash of scarlet in my chest. "Hey, it leads over there." said one, pointing about two feet away from where I was hidden. This was the time to act. I silently flew out of the cave. "HEY!" one said, pointing his shotgun at me. I yell and dive down. I land on one, kicking him into the dirt. I engulfed two in darkness, and they exploded. I locked my two hands together and chopped at one in the side. The other two went running. I let them go. I needed to treat these injuries. I flew up into the air and found a hidden cave in the rocks leading out over the ocean. I flew in. I looked back at the battlefield in the distance. The ground was sodden with my own blood. If I didn't treat these wounds, I would die. On that happy note, this is my 100th post! Superman doesn't even have that many posts.

Random Story in California

Puddles took a deep breath and continued her story. "After I found out I had wings, I realized I must have the same stuff you do, like lighter bones and stuff. They put an anklet on me too." she showed me here anklet. "They did a bunch of tests on me then. I worked all night. And after that, they made me work all day. I got back at about six at night. Then smiley told us to go to the arena." I flew back to the planet and landed by Dexter. He was looking at the martian soil. He slipped it into his pocket. "Were are we going?" "I have no idea." he said. "That base was in an island about six miles from the cost of California. We should be getting there in, two seconds." I looked around. I saw a beach about a mile away. The planet turned sharply to the left. A u.f.o. was flying behind us, and shooting lasers at us. I flew off and got by Puddles. She went to the planet, but before I could follow, I felt another sharp burst of pain. I had been hit by a laser. I felt a wave of pain, not as much as the time I got shocked, but still pretty severe. I fell to the ground and landed in the ocean. The water was very cold. I tried to fly out and back to the planet, but it's kind of hard to jump out of water. I took a deep breath, and started swimming toward shore.

Gir was having fun messing with Zim. "Whats this do?" he pressed a button. "What that do?" he said, and pressed another button. "Whats this do? What that do? Whats it do? Whatsitdo?" Puddles was looking out over the side. "Puddle fell out." she said. "We need to go back, we need to save him from that UFO!" "If we went, we'd be burned to a crisp." said Anime. "We can't go back." "Yes, we can." said Puddles. "Lets go lets go!" "No." said Dexter firmly. "Well if you wpn't go with me." she said, shrugging out her wings. "Then I'll go by myself." she jumped from the planet and flew out of sight.

Fun... I guess.

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Random Story post in St. George.

I look at Puddles. She had never had wings before. I'd know. But here she is, right now, flying alongside us. I jumped off the planet and caught up to her. "Um.... hi?" I said. She rolled her eyes. "You really need to work on better approaches. " "Um, let me cut to the chase, what's up with the wings?" She looked at me. "Well, it isn't a short story, but I'll do my best. It was last night when everyone was asleep. One of those elite bots took me to another room. This one was completely metal, including a kind of table thingamajig in the middle. The bot led me to the table, and told me to lye down. I did. Another person came in. He gave me a sleeping draft. Then I woke up a few hours later, and all I felt was this pain in my back. I looked, and I saw the wings on my back." she took a breath after she finished her story. "And his face." I said. "The doctor's face, what did it look like?" "I don't know, he kept his face veiled the whole time." That is the end of this random story post, as Sam wants to kick me off the laptop.

Grandma's gonna read more Random Story Now

"How long have we been here?" asked Fang. "Three weeks." said Puddles. "I miss Girly." said Anime. "He used to make me laugh. Too bad he didn't get captured too. Wait, I think that's a good thing." smiley came into the cage room. "Hey, look, it's the traitor here to see us." said Fang. "Master Barney wants to see you in the arena." "Hey, an arena, how cheesy." I said. "I bet something dramatic and cool is about to happen." They all followed him to the arena. They took an entrance that went into the main part. Barney sat on yet another throne. Man, how many do these guys have anyway? "Hello everyone," said Barney, addressing the crowd. "And welcome to the scientific room of testing and doom and battling and doom!" The crowd had about 100 scientists, all of which were cheering madly. "One of these subjects will face the person we have selected, and the other will watch from that enclosed cage." he said, as some random cage appeared. He held up a jar that had all our names in it. He put his hand in it, and withdrew a paper. "Experiment 9879!" he yelled to the crowd. "I knew it, something dramatic was BOUND to happen." I said. Key emerged from the other gate. "Here comes Key, the one that will fight experiment 9879 to the death." A bell rang, and me and Key started to fight.

I ran and pulled out my wings. I took to the air, and flew to a basket that had a bunch of weapons in it. But Key beat me to it, and took a bunch of knifes and daggers, and a jar of poison. She poured the poison on the other weapons, and they turned to metal dust. I felt a shock. I flew to the ground. "No flying please." Barney said over the megaphone. I sent a wave of darkness at Key that looked like a big fist. She dodged and threw a knife. I tried to dodge, but it got me on the arm. I yanked it out and threw it to the ground. Dexter, meanwhile, was trying to get through the bars of the cage. He seemed to have a few bombs up his sleeve, literally. I ran to the right as another dagger flew past my ear.

"OUCH!" said Fang. A mustachio had bit him on the neck. He slapped it, and blood spurted everywhere. Dexter took the body off of his neck. "Uhhhh....." he said "That hurt. It hurts a lot, about as much as it hurt the time I got bit by that snake." said Fang. "Um... Fang?" Fang was continuing about the time he highhandedly took on a big colony of ferocious snakes. "So there I was, deep in the forest, and these snakes surround me, but I had a magic wand hidden up my sleeve, so I-" "FANG!" shouted Dexter. "That was a vampire mustachio. If you get bitten, you kind of turn into a vampire." "Really?" he asked "SWEET!"

Key threw another dagger, and this one caught me in the chest. I gasped for air, and fell to the ground. I grabbed the dagger and hacked at my anklet. It broke free. I whipped out my wings and flew into the air. Barney smiled and pushed the button on his remote to shock me. Nothing happened. I looked up, and heard a voice: "Earthling, prepare to feel the mighty foot of my planet! You will be honored to be killed by ZZZIIIIIMMMM!!!!" Zim's planet, mars, came into view, a huge red meteor. And sitting by him was Gir. While Key was distracted, I jumped on her and pinned her to the ground. My chest was throbbing and covered in blood, but I held on to her. My hand glowed black, and power radiated trough it. I brought it up in a fist, and brought it down, "NO!" a voice screamed, and I was tackled sideways. Anime had stopped my killing Key, and Key was running away.Zim had hit the ground, and the rest of the group was climbing on. Me and Anime got on, and Gir took off. But in the sky, when we hit the electric net, Puddles was thrown off. I thought she would fall to the ground and be crushed. But then, she whipped out some pure white wings, grafted on to her back.

Yay me!

Hello people, I am typing in my school's computer lab. We had to do this reports, and now I am done, and we get to go on the world wide web! I like the world wide web. It makes me happy. My life doesn't stink ALL the time. Eliza (My triplet sister, in the same class as me) is still typing her report. I feel bad for her. She is not on the world wide web. It would stink if the web wasn't world wide. Then it would just be called the web. No world wide. So sad. Lots of people are looking at me right now. They are probably thinking why am not on some game. Weirdos. Shantz (Fang) is still typing his report. I feel bad for him. Like Eliza, he is not on the world wide web. Or his blog. (Click here to go to his blog.) Also, when the last bell rings, I am going to my bud Caleb's birthday party! It will be at the classic fun center. It will be very very very very (please imageine more verys here) FUN! Eliza has finished her report. She is now on the world wide web. She is playing foopets (which I don't hate anymore, it has improved.) Shantz finished his report, but he is not going to the world wide web. He is just sitting here. Mrs. B just told us that we will shut down the computers in 1 and a half min. As much as I like blogging in school, that means I get to go to Caleb's PARTY! To change the subject I like root beer. I have a can in my backpack right now. Goodbye people on the world wide web!

Big, bold words at the beggining of a Random Story post.

I sighed. I've been here for three days, and they didn't seen to be keen to let me go.I remembered what happened this morning. Waking at the break of dawn, running in mazes and getting shocked every time I stopped to catch my breath, eat lunch at three, and then fly in a big glass non-ceiling room, but knowing I had no chance to fly away. But now I could just relax in my cage. Then there was a loud thump. I straightened up, and tucked in my wings. So much for relaxing. More sleeping potion filled the room, and I passed out. Next thing I knew, I was in the main throne room. My cage door was bent, and I started to pry it open. If I could escape, now would be good, considering all the commotion. My eyes widened. Someone was trying to break in to the room. A swarm of bots filled the room, as there was another loud thump. One more, and the wall broke. Fang stood there, in front of what looked like Mexican warriors. "CHARGE!" shouted Fang. The whole team, followed by the few dozen Mexican warriors, burst in the room. Anime and Puddles rushed to my cage, and started to help me try to pry the lock open. "Hi, nice to see you." I said. The lock broke, and I jumped out of the cage. A battle broke out, us and the Mexican warriors, vs. the bots. A few guys dressed in red and sombreros, holding interments, came in, and started to play that Mexican mayhem song. I flew up, and started to kill bots with my powers of darkness. Creeper smiled, and all the bots around him choked to death, vines around their necks."Come on!" said Fang, motioning toward the hole in the wall. But as I flew toward it, a wave of pain rolled over me. This shock was worst then all the rest. I wanted to die, to make the pain stop. I was surprised I wasn't dead already. I couldn't see, the pain was so bad, I wanted it to stop. The last thing I saw before I passed out was Barney coming into the room, smiley behind him, the warriors defeated.

When I came to, I was back in the cage room. But this time I wasn't alone. Fang, Anime, Creeper, Puddles, Tomato, and my other friends were in surrounding cages."What happened?" I asked weakly. They all looked at me. "Oh good, your awake." said Puddles. "That escape attempt didn't work that well, did it?" "You've been out for five days." said Creeper. smiley came into the room. "Ah, good to see you awake." he said to me. "But now that you are awake, don't start worrying about escape. It's impossible."

Random story. Read Read Read GO GO GO!

Fang and Anime and Puddles all yawned at the same time. They had been following the smoke trail for more than a day, and it's hard to get some sleep on the back of a griffin. "I say," said Tomato from the back of the other griffin "that we stop at a gas station, and get a snack." "Well, we do need food." said Dexter, "But we should stop at a real food place." "How about Mexican food?" suggested Fang. ""No," said Puddles "Mexican food leaves unpleasant side effects." "In the shadow-lands," said Zzyzx. "We don't have Mexican food. The side effects are not, uh, happy, there." "Hey." said a voice to their left. They looked around and saw Stream, sitting on what looked like a black griffin. "How long have you been following us!" demanded Anime. "About since you took off." he grinned "I, for one, hate Mexican food." "Yes, score!" said Puddles. They settled at a big all you can eat cafe. "I'll pay." said Stream, going to the front. A few minutes later, they all were sitting on a table. Fang's plate was loaded with Mexican food.

I smiled, and said: "I really can't today, how about tomorrow?" and whipped out my wings. There were a few gasps, as I flew higher and higher. Suddenly, I felt and electric shock around me, and was falling, falling, and landed. Then, everything went black. When, I came to, Barney was looking at me though the bars of my cage. We were outside, and it was night. He opened the door to my cage. "Come on, we can still get a bit of testing done." I jumped through the open door, and whipped out my wings again. I flew about 10 feet, felt a burst of pain, and fell to the ground. I looked at myself, and saw a anklet on my foot. "Let me explain." said Barney. "We knew that you could just fly away, so when you got here, we turned on the invisible electric net. But, you could still fly out of our reach, so we put that shock anklet on you. Now, when you make an escape attempt, you can just get shocked." I guess that slims the chance of me getting out by myself.

Character Profile: Puddle and smiley

Puddle

Description: A boy who wears jeans, and a shirt that usually has a Hershey kiss on it. The most descriptive thing about Puddle is his 10 foot, feathery wings, grafted onto his back.
Gender: male
Hair color: red
Age:11-12
build: thin and a bit short, but not that short.
weight: 35 pounds, due to light bones.
Likes: Tacos, flying, root beer, not paying that much attention in school.
Dislikes: Cornface, smiley, Barney, annoying little sisters, hippo (a.k.a. Alexa) and bots.

smiley

Description: a short boy, second in command in the army of barney.
Gender: Male
Hair color: dirty blond-brownish
Age: 12
Build: A bit short for his age, about four-foot nine.
weight: 65 pounds
Likes: bots, Barney, secretly singing in the shower.
Dislikes" the Puddles X. team, bald people, hobos.

A sandwich, or a Random Story?

'okay, here is another smiley face for your enjoyment. I glanced up at Barney, who was smiling now. "Okay," I said "What do you want to do with me here." Barney grinned "You see, one of the people who grafted that DNA into you, is on our side. We would like to do some, ah, tests, on you. This is our main science lab. The exact location, I wont tell you." I saw a purple dragon that had a unicorn horn, come up and eat a bot. Then he flew away. Okay, that was random. "Can I go back to my room now?" I asked. "No, you see, smiley (even he doesn't say it with a capital) said that you behaved a bit bad." One of the elite bots (the black ones with the guns) put his gun to my back, and escorted me to another room, this one filled with cages. He opened one that was about 6-by-6 feet, and motioned me to get in, pointing his gun at me all the time. I got in the small cage, and he left, leaving the room in a semidarkness from the one light bulb that hang from the ceiling.

"Okay, where do you think that jet went?" said Dexter. They were in his lab, trying to figure out which way to go. Fang looked at the picture of the aftermath of the fight, that just showed the empty ally way. "Wait, look, there's a trail of smoke. That must be the way the jet went." "Only one thing, how will we get there?" they were outside the school now, and Crackers smiled. He whistled, and his griffins swooped down, and waited to them to get on. They flew off.

Well. I guess they weren't all bad. The seemed good enough to put my cage in the hall. Scientists kept walking by, talking strange things. I woke up from a nap about 1:00 in the afternoon, and more white-coated people were walking by then ever. I heard one say to another: "Yeah experiment 9879 arrived yesterday." I stopped cold, and listened. "Yes, I can't wait to dissect his brain." A bot came up, and said in a metallic voice say: "Come, your experiments are to begin today." "Ah. Puddle," said Barney, once we got to a wide field with a lot of dangerous props.

Dear diary this is my random story

But, I don't have a diary. The tank/ airplane thingamajig had landed, and the cube fell off, into a hole at the entrance that had just appeared. Some sleeping gas entered the cube, and Puddle was asleep, right after thinking oh crap. Now, whenever we are with Puddle, the narrating will come from him. When I came to, I was lying on the floor in a giant glass cube, not unlike the one in the tank, but it was about the size of a small bedroom. The door was guarded by two bots that I have never seen before, black and big. I wondered if I could take them out, when I realized that they both had huge guns. The door opened, and smiley entered. "Ah, Puddle, good to see you again." he smiled and put his hand out, as if expecting me to shake it, despite my chained wrists. I leaned forward and bit it. smiley screamed and withdrew. "We have obliviously put you in a too comfortable room." he said. "Anyway, the boss wants to see you." He put a rifle to my back, and we went out of the room. We went to another throne room ( how many do they have?) and I saw Barney sitting on a throne. "Ah, good, Puddle, or should I say experiment 9789. Glad to see you here unharmed." I guess he didn't see the cut on my face, or the big gash in my wing, that I got from the vacuum thingamajig.

Lame Random Story Pun

"To US! Who the heck is experiment what-ever anyway?" said Anime. But Puddle suddenly looked at Dexter. "Are you the only one who did it?" he asked him "Did what?" "Grafted freaking avian DNA into me!" he said "Well, there were 3 other guys.." "Who were they!" he shouted "Well, they kind of had a memory wiping thingamajig..." One of the bots suddenly started toward Puddle, and Blossom charged at him. A second before she made contact, a silver shell came over him, completely made of metal. Dexter put on his power gloves (as seen in ppgd) and started to protect Blossom. And, just to rub it in, a giant tank, 20 feet high, came around the corner, with a 10 foot glass dome on the top. Puddle flew up in the air, and started to send waves of darkness at the bots. The tank seemed to be expecting this, because a strange attachment, kind of like a giant vacuum hose, sprang from the top and sucked him into it. He reappeared a few seconds later, along with Key, in the glass dome on top. He was obviously shouting, but it could not be heard through the thick glass, and he started to bang against the glass. The tank suddenly turned into a huge jet plane, and flew away.

The team was still staring in shock at the place were the plane had disappeared. "We'll have to go after him." said Fang. "I mean, didn't you hear them, calling him an experiment, they'll probably do all kinds of stuff to him." "But, I mean, what about school?" said Blossom. She had straight A's and she didn't want to change that. "It's the weekend." said Dexter. "We can just get him, and come back." "But, we don't even have any idea were they took him." said Puddles. "Hey, Zzyzx, will you come?" "Well, he WAS pretty awesome." she said. "alright, I'll come, but don't expect me to be best friends with Key, if we manage to get her." And so they set off.

Puddle woke with a start. He looked outside the glass cube. The sky was dark, the full moon high in the sky. He looked around, but Key was nowhere to be seen. He didn't recognize anything in sight. The plane landed, and he saw an enormous building, 50 stories tall.