Here is the first part of Kingdom hearts chronicles. Thanks to Eve for showing me these videos.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
Character Profiles: Fang and Anime
FANG: Fang, or as he was called in the beginning of of the story, X striker, is a vampire, with the ability to hover (No, he can't actually fly), run pretty fast, control time(This is limited.) and slight mind powers. (Note: these are very limited.) He is best friends with Puddle and Anime.
Gender: Male.
Hair color: A light brownish blond color.
Age: 11-12
Weapon of choice: Fang usually uses his power of time, and a sword.
Build: Taller than Puddle and Anime, but not as tall as Puddles, about 4"11.
Weight: Fang weighs about 70ish pounds.
Choice of clothes: Fang likes to dress in all black, like Puddle. Fang is actually more goth then Puddle is, (Puddle is not that goth, come to think of it. He still likes dark clothes.) but he is not all out goth. (Dark eyeliner, Wishing the world would explode, etc.)
Build: Slender.
Likes: Tacos, Maximum Ride, Puddle, Anime (In that friend sort of way, not lovers.), the Puddles X team (That is the name of the group.)
Dislikes: Bots, Barney, smiley, anything that will not explode.
Anime: Anime is the shortest of the group, but not the youngest. (I'm lookin' at YOU, Jeremy!) She has the power to make her drawing turn into real 3-D objects. She doesn't need paper, she can kind of draw on the air, ya'know? She had an emergency pencil in case her powers got disabled, but that was taken by smiley.
Gender: Female
Hair color: I think it is mostly brown, but if you look then you can see lots of blond.
Age: The same as most of the group, 11-12.
Build. Short, about 4"3
weight: 50 pounds, roughly.
Choice of clothes: She either wheres a whit shirt with reddish in places and a skirt type thingamajig. (Eve told me this once, but I forgot the name.) Or, jeans with a pink shirt with a heart on it. Inside the heart is a picture of a pencil.
Build: Short, but thin.
Likes: Her pencil she always has on her ear, Drawing, doodling, painting, etching, magic markering, etc.
Dislikes: Bots, having her pencil taken away.
Monday, February 22, 2010
New PPGD comic: Epoch Eclipse Now
I beat you, yeah, I beat you, IIVU!
(That is in the tune of the keep dreamin love song.)
Also, click here for BIG news.
(That is in the tune of the keep dreamin love song.)
Also, click here for BIG news.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
101 ways to Annoy people
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
I didn't write this, but I thought it was so funny I HAD to put it on my blog.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
I didn't write this, but I thought it was so funny I HAD to put it on my blog.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
The second Random Story, to Rule Them All!
Lame title. Live with it.
A few minute before....
"Um.. black dots are bad, right?" I said. "With our luck, yes, they are bad." said Dexter. "I hate our luck." said Fang. "I wonder what those dots are, anyway?" said Dexter, taking out binoculars. "They seem to be..." said Dexter, looking through the binoculars. "Robots. Almost as good as mine. Wait.. there is only one person who could build robots anywhere near mine, and that person is-" "NO! It can't be!" said Blossom. "Get ready to battle!" yelled Fang back. "Why do we always battle?" asked Crackers as they got ready. "And why do we never go to school for long periods of time, and why are we always getting captured in real cheesy ways? It seems as though we are in a random book that makes no sens-" "You really are crazy." I said. "And who is this person?" "Don't you know? His name is M-" There was an explosion, thus, he didn't finish his sentence. The next few minutes where a blur to me. I just know that I was drawing like the wind. If the wind had powers and could hold a pencil. I was generally drawing cherry bombs, and just slashin'. After about two minutes, I got a call on my radio. "Where the heck are you?" can Puddle's voice from the other end. "We're having some difficulties." I replied, punching a robot. Punching metal isn't a good idea. Just a tip. My hand hurting, I saw the silhouette of a teenager. "AH! HEY! YOU CREEP! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! I THOUGHT YOU WENT KA-" at that moment, he knocked the radio out of my hand. "-BOOMIE" Why did I think he went kaboomie? Because the person now binding me and throwing my into a body sack, was Mandark. For those who don't know, Mandark is the main bad guy from PPGD. "Well," he said, closing the bag. "I didn't go kaboomie. So there." and he carried me off.
Hey. Puddle here again. Did you like Anime narrating? Good, cause she is going to narrate a bit more later on. Anyway, more of the story. Guards where still running at me when Anime's connection failed. I dropped to the ground and did something similar to the coffee-grinder, knocking everyone around me to the ground. "Halt!" said a voice to my right. Ah yes, the warden.)For those who don't know, the warden is the big boss at prisons.) And he was pointing a gun at me. I did not halt. Those who think I would stick around are idiots. I ran to a random stairway and started climbing. If I tried to fly, I would scrap them on the walls, thus creating extreme pain. Anyway, I ran up those stairs. Past the second floor, past the third floor, up to the tenth floor. "Big prison for a small town." I muttered under my breath. The tenth floor, was the roof. Why call it a floor anyway? "Again, HALT!" said the warden. I looked up and saw a flying rug a few miles away. Those creepy people who put avian DNA into me gave me raptor vision. So, I could see pretty dang far. "Sorry," I said apologetically, walking to the edge of the roof and looking at him."But I need to get out of here." And I fell backwards, and after losing altitude, whipped out my wings and flew up. Man, seeing the look on the warden's face almost made up for staying at this prison.
A few minute before....
"Um.. black dots are bad, right?" I said. "With our luck, yes, they are bad." said Dexter. "I hate our luck." said Fang. "I wonder what those dots are, anyway?" said Dexter, taking out binoculars. "They seem to be..." said Dexter, looking through the binoculars. "Robots. Almost as good as mine. Wait.. there is only one person who could build robots anywhere near mine, and that person is-" "NO! It can't be!" said Blossom. "Get ready to battle!" yelled Fang back. "Why do we always battle?" asked Crackers as they got ready. "And why do we never go to school for long periods of time, and why are we always getting captured in real cheesy ways? It seems as though we are in a random book that makes no sens-" "You really are crazy." I said. "And who is this person?" "Don't you know? His name is M-" There was an explosion, thus, he didn't finish his sentence. The next few minutes where a blur to me. I just know that I was drawing like the wind. If the wind had powers and could hold a pencil. I was generally drawing cherry bombs, and just slashin'. After about two minutes, I got a call on my radio. "Where the heck are you?" can Puddle's voice from the other end. "We're having some difficulties." I replied, punching a robot. Punching metal isn't a good idea. Just a tip. My hand hurting, I saw the silhouette of a teenager. "AH! HEY! YOU CREEP! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! I THOUGHT YOU WENT KA-" at that moment, he knocked the radio out of my hand. "-BOOMIE" Why did I think he went kaboomie? Because the person now binding me and throwing my into a body sack, was Mandark. For those who don't know, Mandark is the main bad guy from PPGD. "Well," he said, closing the bag. "I didn't go kaboomie. So there." and he carried me off.
Hey. Puddle here again. Did you like Anime narrating? Good, cause she is going to narrate a bit more later on. Anyway, more of the story. Guards where still running at me when Anime's connection failed. I dropped to the ground and did something similar to the coffee-grinder, knocking everyone around me to the ground. "Halt!" said a voice to my right. Ah yes, the warden.)For those who don't know, the warden is the big boss at prisons.) And he was pointing a gun at me. I did not halt. Those who think I would stick around are idiots. I ran to a random stairway and started climbing. If I tried to fly, I would scrap them on the walls, thus creating extreme pain. Anyway, I ran up those stairs. Past the second floor, past the third floor, up to the tenth floor. "Big prison for a small town." I muttered under my breath. The tenth floor, was the roof. Why call it a floor anyway? "Again, HALT!" said the warden. I looked up and saw a flying rug a few miles away. Those creepy people who put avian DNA into me gave me raptor vision. So, I could see pretty dang far. "Sorry," I said apologetically, walking to the edge of the roof and looking at him."But I need to get out of here." And I fell backwards, and after losing altitude, whipped out my wings and flew up. Man, seeing the look on the warden's face almost made up for staying at this prison.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Another update from my life
Hello people of the world wide web! I'm posting on a bed in a hotel in st. George on my iPod. (Shantz, get an app called blogpress lite) it is slow compared to typing on the computer, but what the heck! Well, the end (of this post) is niegh! Ahhhh!
(b.s.: look at the signature.)
(b.s.: look at the signature.)
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
New laptop design
Hiya people! Well, if you know me well, you know my brother Ben is really good with computers. He could beat Zack in a contest any day. (Zack is Abby's brother and is good with computers, but not really good like ben is.) Well, Ben made me laptop super awesome. Its even cooler than Abby's. In the new design, there is a program called GIMP. It is like paint, but about 100 times cooler, so you can expect lots of things from there here on my blog. Its the place where I made my new profile pic. I got a thing from PPGD and tinkered with it in GIMP, so you can see it above. (For those early to this blog, PPGD is a comic me and my buds read.) Well, that's the end of this post.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Random Story OF thingamajig
"Well," said Creeper, looking down at the town. "We're here." "Well that was dramatic." said Puddles, whom they had picked up earlier. "Ummmmm guys?" said Fang. "Yes?" asked Dexter. "Ya know how nothing Random has happened to us for a while?" "Yeah." "Well," said Fang, pointing into the distance. "I think that streak is over." A couple hundred black dots were coming toward them on the horizon. "Ya know what I don't get?" asked Crackers as they pulled out their weapons. "This magic rug is big enough to hold all of us, but is not that big." "And do you know what I don't get?" said Anime. "How annoying you are."
What was taking them so long? I kicked a pebble on the cell floor, and looked at my watch. It was past midnight, so where were they? A guard walked into the cell. "You," he said, pointing at me, "You," he said, pointing at the teenager, "Get to the rooms." We knew what that meant. We stepped out of the cell and headed to the interrogation rooms. On the way to the rooms, I realized that this guard was smaller and less muscled than the us al one. Thinkning fast, I jumped and did a roundhouse kick right in his stomach. Ouch. He doubled over to try and get back his breath, but I brought both hands down on his head, and gravity got the better of him. More guards were running toward me, and I ran down a random hall. I got out the radio that they had secretly sent me, hidden in a gift. (The gift was a puzzle.) "Where the heck are you guys?!" I said. "We're having a few difficulties." Came Anime's vioce from the other end. "And that is?" I said. Dexter was leading the mission, so I didn't expect them to be late. "AH! HEY! YOU CREEP! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! I THOUGHT YOU WENT KA-" The line went dead.
What was taking them so long? I kicked a pebble on the cell floor, and looked at my watch. It was past midnight, so where were they? A guard walked into the cell. "You," he said, pointing at me, "You," he said, pointing at the teenager, "Get to the rooms." We knew what that meant. We stepped out of the cell and headed to the interrogation rooms. On the way to the rooms, I realized that this guard was smaller and less muscled than the us al one. Thinkning fast, I jumped and did a roundhouse kick right in his stomach. Ouch. He doubled over to try and get back his breath, but I brought both hands down on his head, and gravity got the better of him. More guards were running toward me, and I ran down a random hall. I got out the radio that they had secretly sent me, hidden in a gift. (The gift was a puzzle.) "Where the heck are you guys?!" I said. "We're having a few difficulties." Came Anime's vioce from the other end. "And that is?" I said. Dexter was leading the mission, so I didn't expect them to be late. "AH! HEY! YOU CREEP! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! I THOUGHT YOU WENT KA-" The line went dead.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
yey!!!
sup. this is IIVU. if you know about my blog, i opened alot of my posts with, "hello people of earth and mars!" i dont do it anymore though. i am at josh's house and i have invaded his blog.... so MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! to josh when he finds i have posted. HHAHAHAH okay, i am creepy,i know. get used to it. MWAHAHAH...... yah..... um...... uhuh.
-IIVU!!!!!!!!
link to my awesome blog HERE!!!!!!!!!
-IIVU!!!!!!!!
link to my awesome blog HERE!!!!!!!!!
Monday, February 1, 2010
Random story of thing
Anime is here again! Did I mention I'm narrator number one? Well I am. Not. AH! Fang! Stop typing, I'm trying to narrate. Hi I'm Anime and I am dumb. FANG! Yes? *SLAP* Okay, I'll narrate now. "Well," said Crackers. "How will we get there?" Then a magic carpet fell from the sky. "Wait," I said "I thought Obama owns all the magic carpets." "Besides," said Fang, picking it up. "This is a rug." "Ah who cares." said Puddle "It'll work." So, when Puddles and Puddle were gone, we split and agreed to meet back here in an hour with all our stuff. I ran home to the apartment my family bought in Megaville. "HimomIneedtopackupsomestuffwheredowekeepthesparebackepackswellthanksmombye!" I ran up to my room. Well, it's more of a studio. With my bed in one corner, a drawing board on the wall to the right of it, with an easel in another corner. I ran to my closet and went to the corner of it. I opened the secret door and went into a passageway. It led into darkness. The passage was long. I've never gotten to the end. But in this passage I can prepare in peace. The only other soul who new about it was Gir. Who followed me into it. "Wait," said Gir. "How can you pack if you don't have packing things to pack with?" I raised my pencil that I kept on my ear. "Oh.." said Gir in a mattalic robot-y voice. "I understand...."
One hour later we met in the alleyway. "We ready to go?" asked Dexter. I didn't see a backpack on him. We all loaded up on the magic rug. Soon we were in the air. It was a very big magic rug. It could seat all of us no problem. "So... " said Fang after a few hours. "Can we stop for Mexican food?" "NO!" yelled everyone else at the exact same time.
One hour later we met in the alleyway. "We ready to go?" asked Dexter. I didn't see a backpack on him. We all loaded up on the magic rug. Soon we were in the air. It was a very big magic rug. It could seat all of us no problem. "So... " said Fang after a few hours. "Can we stop for Mexican food?" "NO!" yelled everyone else at the exact same time.
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